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NAKED RIDE
Saturday, Feb 22 2014
Downtown Santa Cruz beginning at Re-Cycle Garage, 413 Laurel St behind the Vista Center for Blind and ending at Kiva for a HOT TUB! Vampires MC will be contributing the first $100 towards the tubs.
YOU MUST READ THIS IF YOU ARE THINKING OF SHOWING:
1. This ride is the motorcycle equivalent to a polar bear swim.
(http://www.polarbearclub.org/ for those unfamiliar.)
That means that, yes, it is supposed to be cold.
2. Naked is nothing but helmet, boots and gloves.
3. For the safety minded types. If you think you can't handle a low
speed, low mileage cruise around town without stacking, you might want
to rethink your lifestyle.
4. It's rain or shine. At least your gear won't get soaked.
5. The bikes are staged at a secluded/secure location so people can strip, bag up their clothes,
and a quick mount-up and take off can be made.
Clothing is transported via a chase vehicle to the final destination.
6. Legality: Technically in Santa Cruz it's ok to be naked as long as you're not conducting yourself in a 'Lewd' or 'Lascivious' manner, and of course nobody complains. So as long as you're not standing on your gastank and shaking your frozen junk at pedestrians and motorists, there's no fear of the local PD bulk-arresting a bunch of newly suspected sex offenders in helmets.
We've been doing this for years now without any real issues.
7. Leghumpers, mouth-breathers and "helpers":
If you can't behave in a civilized manner around naked people, Do not show up.
Additionally, if we don't think you can behave yourself, you will leave. (no 'asking' involved)
Don't arrive expecting 'just to help' or block traffic. It's been taken care of and more than covered.
8. Have fun! There will be fire before and a hot tub after the ride for any riders with major shrinkage or glass cutters. If you have any questions or concerns, feel free to email me.
See ya there!
Douglas, Vampires MC
831douglas@gmail.com
www.motorcyclesandmisfits.com
Saturday, Feb 22 2014
Downtown Santa Cruz beginning at Re-Cycle Garage, 413 Laurel St behind the Vista Center for Blind and ending at Kiva for a HOT TUB! Vampires MC will be contributing the first $100 towards the tubs.
YOU MUST READ THIS IF YOU ARE THINKING OF SHOWING:
1. This ride is the motorcycle equivalent to a polar bear swim.
(http://www.polarbearclub.org/ for those unfamiliar.)
That means that, yes, it is supposed to be cold.
2. Naked is nothing but helmet, boots and gloves.
3. For the safety minded types. If you think you can't handle a low
speed, low mileage cruise around town without stacking, you might want
to rethink your lifestyle.
4. It's rain or shine. At least your gear won't get soaked.
5. The bikes are staged at a secluded/secure location so people can strip, bag up their clothes,
and a quick mount-up and take off can be made.
Clothing is transported via a chase vehicle to the final destination.
6. Legality: Technically in Santa Cruz it's ok to be naked as long as you're not conducting yourself in a 'Lewd' or 'Lascivious' manner, and of course nobody complains. So as long as you're not standing on your gastank and shaking your frozen junk at pedestrians and motorists, there's no fear of the local PD bulk-arresting a bunch of newly suspected sex offenders in helmets.
We've been doing this for years now without any real issues.
7. Leghumpers, mouth-breathers and "helpers":
If you can't behave in a civilized manner around naked people, Do not show up.
Additionally, if we don't think you can behave yourself, you will leave. (no 'asking' involved)
Don't arrive expecting 'just to help' or block traffic. It's been taken care of and more than covered.
8. Have fun! There will be fire before and a hot tub after the ride for any riders with major shrinkage or glass cutters. If you have any questions or concerns, feel free to email me.
See ya there!
Douglas, Vampires MC
831douglas@gmail.com
www.motorcyclesandmisfits.com
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