"We want to be free. We want to be free to do what we want to do. We want to be free to ride. And we want to be free to ride our machines without getting hassled by The Man. And we want to get loaded."
"I can't promise you sticking your dick in a diamondback's mouth and zapping it with a cattle prod *will* get your pecker bitten, but I can promise you it's a BAD FUCKING IDEA" -Rotten
"Guns, stolen motorcycles, and dead hookers tend to attract a lot of attention"
Who is a Valisha? Is that the lucky new Mrs. Jingles? I don't believe I've met her.
"Through the course of my life, I've spent most of my money on motorcycles, drinking, drugs and chasing wild women. The rest of the money I just wasted."
I am the chosen one, the mighty hand of vengeance...
... sent down to strike the unroadworthy!
Who is a Valisha? Is that the lucky new Mrs. Jingles? I don't believe I've met her.
A read it as a conflation of Valgar and Alicia. Mrs Jingles was at the 10 year anniversary dinner at el Palomar, think you were there. Seemed to understand the teapot thing too.
"Mathematics are the result of mysterious powers which no one understands, and which the unconscious recognition of beauty must play an important part. Out of an infinity of designs a mathematician chooses one pattern for beauty's sake and pulls it down to earth."
I sincerely hope your not at work getting paid to do that...
8-)
"Through the course of my life, I've spent most of my money on motorcycles, drinking, drugs and chasing wild women. The rest of the money I just wasted."
I am the chosen one, the mighty hand of vengeance...
... sent down to strike the unroadworthy!
"Through the course of my life, I've spent most of my money on motorcycles, drinking, drugs and chasing wild women. The rest of the money I just wasted."
I am the chosen one, the mighty hand of vengeance...
... sent down to strike the unroadworthy!
"Through the course of my life, I've spent most of my money on motorcycles, drinking, drugs and chasing wild women. The rest of the money I just wasted."
I am the chosen one, the mighty hand of vengeance...
... sent down to strike the unroadworthy!
I offered to bear him a set of twins, but only out of wedlock. Our stars burn too brightly for co-habitation; we would collide and disintegrate taking out the sun and a few other nearby solar systems. The resulting destruction would be too hard for my conscience to bear.
So instead.....Let's get dirty and throw our bikes around up at Carnegie! Somebody remember to bring a toolset - I may have to swap out batteries on my CRF (as well as my vibrator).
I am moving all my shit from Oakland to Mountain View on Sunday Sunday Sunday, the 17th. My apartment will be in a state of disaster so please forgive the mess.
Any of you attending Carnegie are welcome to using my Pad as a sleeping/cleanup & showering stopover prior to Saturday night festivities. My shower holds two comfortably, three people if enough soap is used to reduce friction.
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