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Skynet Motorcycle from the next Terminator:
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i'll take 2 please!SETHZILLA!
"American by birth, CALIFORNIAN by the grace of God!"- Me
-" I am not leaving the forum, because it's my ultimate intent to drive the rest of you off so I'm the only one left.
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Saddle doesn't look to comfy but I'll bet it will be easier than sitting through the whole movie."Through the course of my life, I've spent most of my money on motorcycles, drinking, drugs and chasing wild women. The rest of the money I just wasted."
I am the chosen one, the mighty hand of vengeance...
... sent down to strike the unroadworthy!
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Looks like it's out of Gears of War.Cashing Satan's checks with my dick in my hand.
Sometimes you gotta fuck a guy up and sometimes you gotta drink some chocolate milk.
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The Terminator Franchise has jumped the shark and onto the two-wheeled bandwagon! :-PComment
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dirt bikes make better post-apocolypse motorcycles, how the hell are you supposed to get good traction when you are trying to negotiate piles of chared bodies,and you are running diablo super-corsas?"We want to be free. We want to be free to do what we want to do. We want to be free to ride. And we want to be free to ride our machines without getting hassled by The Man. And we want to get loaded."
"I can't promise you sticking your dick in a diamondback's mouth and zapping it with a cattle prod *will* get your pecker bitten, but I can promise you it's a BAD FUCKING IDEA" -Rotten
"Guns, stolen motorcycles, and dead hookers tend to attract a lot of attention"Comment
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Steel ice studs.
Everyone knows future bikes will use "Smart Wheels" with telescopic foot pads. Didn't you ever read Snow Crash?
You rube."Through the course of my life, I've spent most of my money on motorcycles, drinking, drugs and chasing wild women. The rest of the money I just wasted."
I am the chosen one, the mighty hand of vengeance...
... sent down to strike the unroadworthy!
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Chill bro. Everyone knows Jon can't read.Originally posted by Rotten View PostCashing Satan's checks with my dick in my hand.
Sometimes you gotta fuck a guy up and sometimes you gotta drink some chocolate milk.
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