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  • Josh, was this you?

    http://www.ktvu.com/news/27912337/detail.html

    SAN FRANCISCO -- A driver struck a motorcyclist on San Francisco's Lombard Street Monday morning and continued driving for a couple of blocks with the motorcyclist still on the hood of the car, a police spokesman said. A man was riding his motorcycle east on Lombard Street around 6:55 a.m. when he was rear-ended between Franklin and Gough streets, San Francisco police Officer Albie Esparza said. The motorcyclist landed on the hood of the car and remained there as the driver kept traveling east on Lombard Street, Esparza said. The car was pulled over at Lombard Street and Van Ness Avenue by off-duty federal agents, and the man driving the car was arrested, according to Esparza.The motorcyclist was taken to a hospital with injuries that are not considered life-threatening, he said.
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  • #2
    If it was Josh he would've held on to the car with one hand, rolled a cigarette with the other, and told the driver to "Slow down, buddy."

    If it was Thatch then both of them would have been arrested, and Thatch would still be in jail for sexually assaulting the driver through the windshield.

    If it was Valgar they wouldn't find the driver. He'd still be in Valgar's basement with a handful of rats shoved up his ass.

    If it was Ziad then bits of the driver would be found strewn about Lombard St. His entrails would spell out 'Bitch had it coming.' (Using the spleen as the full stop). However Ziad would be innocent in the murder. It would be Becca. She's got the eyes of a killer.

    etc.
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    • #3
      Unfortunately, no it wasn't. But that does sound like fun though! Now we got a new game to play at the next rally!

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      • #4
        Originally posted by epim View Post
        If it was Josh he would've held on to the car with one hand, rolled a cigarette with the other, and told the driver to "Slow down, buddy."

        If it was Thatch then both of them would have been arrested, and Thatch would still be in jail for sexually assaulting the driver through the windshield.

        If it was Valgar they wouldn't find the driver. He'd still be in Valgar's basement with a handful of rats shoved up his ass.

        If it was Ziad then bits of the driver would be found strewn about Lombard St. His entrails would spell out 'Bitch had it coming.' (Using the spleen as the full stop). However Ziad would be innocent in the murder. It would be Becca. She's got the eyes of a killer.

        etc.
        Dammit! I need to get on here more often. Posts like this remind me why I like you guys.

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