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  • New kid

    Greetings

    I'm just a Rider looking for great places to see and good people to do it with. Currently on a Black ST1100. I only know of you guys from dropping by Pergolessi for a cuppa.

    I Hope to meet and ride with a few of you.

    Jeff

  • #2
    Holy shit.

    This one's not a spammer. What do we do when a non spammer posts about motorcycle riding? Uh... I'll go first:

    Hi Slabhappy. Welcome to the forum.






    How's I do guys?
    Cashing Satan's checks with my dick in my hand.
    Sometimes you gotta fuck a guy up and sometimes you gotta drink some chocolate milk.





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    • #3
      Not bad considering how out of practice we can get.

      Welcome Slabhappy. You do realize we'll be calling you "Slabby" from now on right?
      8-)
      "Through the course of my life, I've spent most of my money on motorcycles, drinking, drugs and chasing wild women. The rest of the money I just wasted."

      I am the chosen one, the mighty hand of vengeance...
      ... sent down to strike the unroadworthy!



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      • #4
        Hi Guys.
        Hope I didn't wake anybody up.
        Slabby, Slappy, Pappy no problem. Just not Crappy, or Fappy.

        I like the front page where it says you ride in all weather.
        I for one will start a ride even if it's raining, I have always found the roads to be less crowded and the cool air keeps me wide awake. Not to mention there is always a clear spot out there somewhere.

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        • #5
          Welcome Frappy!

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          • #6
            Originally posted by moto4fun View Post
            Welcome Frappy!
            It's Stabby to you.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Slabhappy View Post
              It's Stabby to you.

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              • #8
                Hey Slabby! Nice to meet you! Free for a ride on Sunday? I think a few of us are getting out on the roads for some havoc and law-breaking. I mean, courteous, well-mannered riding and enjoying the scenery.

                Speaking of all weather, we did last year's naked ride at night in the pouring rain. The rain may have caused the slippery railroad-tracks, which caused a rider to slide on the pavement buck-ass nekkid, but it also helped with the road rash - since it was more of a Slip N Slide!

                We do all of our rides rain or shine! :-)
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                Originally posted by epim
                Vampires MC. We ride motorcycles. We ride motorcycles fast. We're a family. We know where to hide the bodies.
                The_grinch: "Yes, I love colic and rectal thermometry."

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by samatye View Post
                  Hey Slabby! Nice to meet you! Free for a ride on Sunday? I think a few of us are getting out on the roads for some havoc and law-breaking. I mean, courteous, well-mannered riding and enjoying the scenery.

                  Speaking of all weather, we did last year's naked ride at night in the pouring rain. The rain may have caused the slippery railroad-tracks, which caused a rider to slide on the pavement buck-ass nekkid, but it also helped with the road rash - since it was more of a Slip N Slide!

                  We do all of our rides rain or shine! :-)
                  Lemme guess you call him Scabby now?
                  I think buck naked in the rain might be where I draw the line (Maybe). Jeez that's gotta smart a little AND cause some serious shrinkage.

                  A Sunday ride sounds good, where you meeting up? Which way you heading?

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Slabhappy View Post
                    Lemme guess you call him Scabby now?
                    I think buck naked in the rain might be where I draw the line (Maybe). Jeez that's gotta smart a little AND cause some serious shrinkage.

                    A Sunday ride sounds good, where you meeting up? Which way you heading?
                    I believe boots, helmet and gloves are OK on that ride.
                    "Mathematics are the result of mysterious powers which no one understands, and which the unconscious recognition of beauty must play an important part. Out of an infinity of designs a mathematician chooses one pattern for beauty's sake and pulls it down to earth."

                    Marston Morse

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                    • #11
                      I'm gonna fap now.
                      Cashing Satan's checks with my dick in my hand.
                      Sometimes you gotta fuck a guy up and sometimes you gotta drink some chocolate milk.





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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by lugnut View Post
                        I believe boots, helmet and gloves are OK on that ride.

                        The shrinkage is also kinda mandatory but there nothing anyone can really do about it. You're too busy being high on adrenaline thinking "HOLY JESUS ROLLER BLADING CHRIST I'M FUCKING NAKED!!" to really do anything else but try not to crash.

                        P.S. please do not stand on your gas tank waving your frozen junk at the pedestrians. It brings attention and when your riding naked being pulled over is.. well... chilly.
                        "Through the course of my life, I've spent most of my money on motorcycles, drinking, drugs and chasing wild women. The rest of the money I just wasted."

                        I am the chosen one, the mighty hand of vengeance...
                        ... sent down to strike the unroadworthy!



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                        • #13
                          Flabby, meet us at the Perg, Saturday (the 13th) at 7pm if you're free. We're riding our annual Dark Ride and a BBQ at an unannounced location.
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                          Originally posted by epim
                          Vampires MC. We ride motorcycles. We ride motorcycles fast. We're a family. We know where to hide the bodies.
                          The_grinch: "Yes, I love colic and rectal thermometry."

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Rotten View Post
                            P.S. please do not stand on your gas tank waving your frozen junk at the pedestrians. It brings attention and when your riding naked being pulled over is.. well... chilly.
                            Where would you keep your driver's license?

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                            • #15
                              sounds like you've never transported sensitive materiel
                              Originally posted by the_grinch
                              ‎@Thatch-you sound just like an old athlete that can't face the fact that his best years are behind him. Josh would crash on the way to your funeral just to take that pin off your corpse.
                              Originally posted by Beauregard
                              give me some time to get used to not riding a Harley you young whippersnapper and i'll teach you some manners

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