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    WARNING. BORING THREAD. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!

    A dwarf porn star who was a dead ringer for celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay has been found dead in a badger's den in the UK, according to tabloid reports.
    The reports say UK Ministry of Agriculture experts discovered the 3'6' body of Percy Foster 'deep in an underground chamber', ahead of a planned badger-gassing program near Tregaron, Wales.
    The body of the actor, who starred in such X- rated films as Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It's Up Your Ae We Go, was reportedly found 'partially eaten' in the chamber - but investigators have not ruled out the possibility of suicide.
    In a recent interview the pint- sized porn star revealed he was ecstatic to be compared to the foul-mouthed cook.
    'Porn lookalikes get more money than normal actors. Dwarf lookalikes are as rare as hen's teeth and so can command top dollar.
    'I've already ordered a new BMW and a diamond-encrusted Soda Stream,' he said.
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    RIP

    Why couldn't it have been Sarah Palin? She has one thought, it lasts a day. At that rate, she'll most likely live forever.
    "We want to be free. We want to be free to do what we want to do. We want to be free to ride. And we want to be free to ride our machines without getting hassled by The Man. And we want to get loaded."

    "I can't promise you sticking your dick in a diamondback's mouth and zapping it with a cattle prod *will* get your pecker bitten, but I can promise you it's a BAD FUCKING IDEA" -Rotten

    "Guns, stolen motorcycles, and dead hookers tend to attract a lot of attention"

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    • #3
      why are you here to see the doctor today?

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      • #4
        going down?

        http://youtu.be/5FFRoYhTJQQ

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        • #5
          Originally posted by misschessplayer View Post
          A dwarf porn star who was a dead ringer for celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay has been found dead in a badger's den in the UK, according to tabloid reports.
          The reports say UK Ministry of Agriculture experts discovered the 3'6' body of Percy Foster 'deep in an underground chamber', ahead of a planned badger-gassing program near Tregaron, Wales.
          The body of the actor, who starred in such X- rated films as Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It's Up Your Ae We Go, was reportedly found 'partially eaten' in the chamber - but investigators have not ruled out the possibility of suicide.
          In a recent interview the pint- sized porn star revealed he was ecstatic to be compared to the foul-mouthed cook.
          'Porn lookalikes get more money than normal actors. Dwarf lookalikes are as rare as hen's teeth and so can command top dollar.
          'I've already ordered a new BMW and a diamond-encrusted Soda Stream,' he said.

          Are you aware that this is a social forum dedicated to motorcyclists? It is by motorcyclists and for motorcyclists and is not intended to be used by the general populaces (A.K.A. Trolls) for their own personal entertainment purposes unless they directly relate to motorcycles, motorcyclists or subjects other motorcyclists may find useful or entertaining. Please refrain from posting here unless you meet this criteria.

          Vampires MC promotes the sport of motorcycling for our own personal amusement.

          The rest of you can go fuck off.
          Last edited by Rotten; 11-13-2011, 05:10 PM.
          "Through the course of my life, I've spent most of my money on motorcycles, drinking, drugs and chasing wild women. The rest of the money I just wasted."

          I am the chosen one, the mighty hand of vengeance...
          ... sent down to strike the unroadworthy!


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          • #6
            what the...

            I don't know what ur on about.....I asked your "Admin" a while ago to please remove all evidence of me from your forum. Nothing happened. Maybe YOU can tell them to get on it.

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            • #7
              You do not need administrative approval to stop posting non motorcycle content on this forum. I'm not sure how I can be any more clear.

              Got a bike? Great! Ride a bike? Awesome! If this is the case please feel free to post up here and share your stories about riding.

              Otherwise there is no reason to post on this forum.
              Last edited by Rotten; 11-27-2011, 06:58 PM.
              "Through the course of my life, I've spent most of my money on motorcycles, drinking, drugs and chasing wild women. The rest of the money I just wasted."

              I am the chosen one, the mighty hand of vengeance...
              ... sent down to strike the unroadworthy!


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              • #8
                Okay.

                P.S. A recent poll indicated that 8 out of 10 of The Shieldmaidens agree that a man can have an awesome broadsword and still be a collosal prick.




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                • #9
                  Really? Nothing better to do with your life in 2012?

                  Keep the troll hand strong, girlfriend!

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                  • #10
                    Tits or GTFO
                    SETHZILLA!

                    "American by birth, CALIFORNIAN by the grace of God!"- Me

                    -" I am not leaving the forum, because it's my ultimate intent to drive the rest of you off so I'm the only one left.
                    "- Ziad

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