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  • #16
    Originally posted by Currin View Post
    Yeah that sign went up on Avila a few years back after the ONE documented shark attack in recent years. I've been inclined to not worry too much though, considering the victim was a middle-aged woman who had developed the habit of slipping into her sleek black wetsuit to go swimming with the same pack of seals every morning. note the part above the shark that says "stay away from marine wildlife." I believe there is fine print on there as well that reads "in case you are a fucking moron"... Did I mention that there were reports that she was menstruating at the time?

    Now if you really want to meet the landlord, I vote you drag your SLOspects up here some weekend and we'll all go for a swim out by that nice point break under the Golden Gate!

    No thank you... I guess I can just stand on the bridge and take pictures.

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    • #17
      yeah, i don't do the surfing thing. waters too cold!
      If the lights are timed at 35 mph, can we assume they are timed at 70 mph as well???

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      • #18
        you got more insulation than most of us Bubba! Get your ass in the water already sissy.
        SETHZILLA!

        "American by birth, CALIFORNIAN by the grace of God!"- Me

        -" I am not leaving the forum, because it's my ultimate intent to drive the rest of you off so I'm the only one left.
        "- Ziad

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        • #19
          Originally posted by SETHZILLA! View Post
          you got more insulation than most of us Bubba! Get your ass in the water already sissy.
          BUSTED! girly man
          being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. that is why god made fast motorcycles.

          makin love dont make it love.
          -johnny paycheck

          888

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          • #20
            Oh SNAP1111
            Cashing Satan's checks with my dick in my hand.
            Sometimes you gotta fuck a guy up and sometimes you gotta drink some chocolate milk.





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            • #21
              Originally posted by SETHZILLA! View Post
              you got more insulation than most of us Bubba! Get your ass in the water already sissy.
              I"M BIG BONED'D!!!!!!!
              If the lights are timed at 35 mph, can we assume they are timed at 70 mph as well???

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              • #22
                Originally posted by rallyrodent View Post
                I"M BIG BONED'D!!!!!!!
                i got your big bone right here fella!
                being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. that is why god made fast motorcycles.

                makin love dont make it love.
                -johnny paycheck

                888

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by crazy4f4i View Post
                  i got your big bone right here fella!
                  maybe if i borrow aprils glasses....
                  If the lights are timed at 35 mph, can we assume they are timed at 70 mph as well???

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by rallyrodent View Post
                    maybe if i borrow aprils glasses....
                    Might need the telescope on that one.
                    Zuerst der Spaß, dann das Vergnügen.

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by brad View Post
                      Might need the telescope on that one.
                      so basically you are both admitting to looking at my cock....




                      MEAT-GAZERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                      being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. that is why god made fast motorcycles.

                      makin love dont make it love.
                      -johnny paycheck

                      888

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                      • #26
                        Gaysers.
                        Cashing Satan's checks with my dick in my hand.
                        Sometimes you gotta fuck a guy up and sometimes you gotta drink some chocolate milk.





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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by crazy4f4i View Post
                          so basically you are both admitting to looking at my cock....




                          MEAT-GAZERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                          No.... Looking FOR it.

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                          • #28
                            pwn3d.
                            Cashing Satan's checks with my dick in my hand.
                            Sometimes you gotta fuck a guy up and sometimes you gotta drink some chocolate milk.





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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by beauregard View Post
                              pwn3d.
                              Sorry, I don't know what tis means... Use your words Beau

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                              • #30
                                I'm sure it's very nice Al. Don't let 'em get you down.

                                Last edited by Rotten; 02-22-2008, 11:05 PM.
                                "Through the course of my life, I've spent most of my money on motorcycles, drinking, drugs and chasing wild women. The rest of the money I just wasted."

                                I am the chosen one, the mighty hand of vengeance...
                                ... sent down to strike the unroadworthy!


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