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  • 2005 BMW calendar

    BMWNA has announced there
    will be a 2005 BMW
    calendar......

    Yes, there will be a slick full color BMWNA
    motorcycle Calendar for year 2005.

    1. It will appear in August, 2005.
    2. It will cost $987.50+tax.
    3. June, December and February will not have
    correct dates. At first, BMWNA will claim that owners
    don't know how to use a calendar; later, they
    will quietly add the dates back after a
    two-month turnaround. They will not tell
    anyone which calendars have this problem, but
    riders will let each other know via the internet and e-mail.
    4. It will not be compatible with any other
    calendar in your house. It certainly won't synch with
    your Palm, Blackberry, or computer.
    5. A less expensive Japanese version of the BMW
    motorcycle calendar will be printed on
    45 year old paper, with genuine certified
    Spandau coffee stains on the back.
    6. The little hole at the top of the BMWNA
    calendar won't fit any nail or thumbtack in your
    toolbox. BMW authorized dealers will sell a
    special calendar thumbtack for $127.50+tax.
    7. The use of any other thumbtack or nail will
    void your BMWNA calendar warranty.
    8. The calendar pictures will be really, really boring.
    9. BMWNA will goof and only print 54 of these
    calendars. BMWNA customer service will not
    give anyone a straight answer on how to find them.
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