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Motherfucking cock fight up in hurr. Pass the rooster sauce...
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I'll see what I can do......I'll be sure to get you some Vagisil to go with it. Jon....you need some too?Originally posted by epim View PostComment
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I'll spray some sriatcha in your eye, woman. BAM.Originally posted by antipathy View Post"I love Satan and speedmetal" - Dylan
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Somebody find out if Shaman is allergic to sesame oil.Cashing Satan's checks with my dick in my hand.
Sometimes you gotta fuck a guy up and sometimes you gotta drink some chocolate milk.
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I'll slap your smart-assed face with my Clamato hand while it's still wet!Originally posted by epim View PostComment
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Always count on Alicia to jump straight into a dick whacking contest..."Through the course of my life, I've spent most of my money on motorcycles, drinking, drugs and chasing wild women. The rest of the money I just wasted."
I am the chosen one, the mighty hand of vengeance...
... sent down to strike the unroadworthy!
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Christ, woman use a pad or a tampon. Don't just wipe that shit with your hand!Originally posted by antipathy View Post
Clamato hand indeed."I love Satan and speedmetal" - Dylan
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i don't know if he is allergic to sesame oil, but he sure is allergic to getting a patchOriginally posted by beauregard View Post"We want to be free. We want to be free to do what we want to do. We want to be free to ride. And we want to be free to ride our machines without getting hassled by The Man. And we want to get loaded."
"I can't promise you sticking your dick in a diamondback's mouth and zapping it with a cattle prod *will* get your pecker bitten, but I can promise you it's a BAD FUCKING IDEA" -Rotten
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I have a new nickname for him.Originally posted by the_grinch View PostCashing Satan's checks with my dick in my hand.
Sometimes you gotta fuck a guy up and sometimes you gotta drink some chocolate milk.
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i can't wait to find out"We want to be free. We want to be free to do what we want to do. We want to be free to ride. And we want to be free to ride our machines without getting hassled by The Man. And we want to get loaded."
"I can't promise you sticking your dick in a diamondback's mouth and zapping it with a cattle prod *will* get your pecker bitten, but I can promise you it's a BAD FUCKING IDEA" -Rotten
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Originally posted by beauregard View PostJUST KISS ALREADY!Originally posted by the_grinch
Christ."I love Satan and speedmetal" - Dylan
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So..about that riding. This weekend, maybe?Comment
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I cantOriginally posted by Mistyz View Post
getting my wisdom teeth pulled out on friday. I'll probably be rockin' the vicodin.
"I love Satan and speedmetal" - Dylan
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