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Who's goin? I'll be camped on my bike atop Fox Hill.
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No one.
"We want to be free. We want to be free to do what we want to do. We want to be free to ride. And we want to be free to ride our machines without getting hassled by The Man. And we want to get loaded."
"I can't promise you sticking your dick in a diamondback's mouth and zapping it with a cattle prod *will* get your pecker bitten, but I can promise you it's a BAD FUCKING IDEA" -Rotten
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That's redickulass.Comment
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I won't go back to Laguna Seca for MotoGP. If they bring back WSB I might go back, but not GP."We want to be free. We want to be free to do what we want to do. We want to be free to ride. And we want to be free to ride our machines without getting hassled by The Man. And we want to get loaded."
"I can't promise you sticking your dick in a diamondback's mouth and zapping it with a cattle prod *will* get your pecker bitten, but I can promise you it's a BAD FUCKING IDEA" -Rotten
"Guns, stolen motorcycles, and dead hookers tend to attract a lot of attention"Comment
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Why they don't run WSBK and the 125's and Moto2 is beyond me but I'm not gonna miss the biggest race in the county because of it.Comment
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Jon, tell the truth man.
Here is the real reason he's not going:
We're walking in the paddock area during the 2005 MotoGP and some dude comes up and asks Jon about the Vampires and Jon decides to be a total douche to the guy.... which would have been fine had the kid not been TRAVIS FUCKING PASTRANA.
Because Travis Jesus Pastrana is holy Jon is now serving a penance which besides reciting rosaries and our fathers includes not going back to Laguna.Cashing Satan's checks with my dick in my hand.
Sometimes you gotta fuck a guy up and sometimes you gotta drink some chocolate milk.
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HA! Repent mother fucker >
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That isn't what happened.
He didn't want to talk about the club, he was being a douchbag and a dick so I ignored him and walk away. What I didn't realise at the time was that TP is a little socially inept, and what I perceived as Travis being a douchbag dick was just him trying to be social.
And one more thing...fuck that guy. I don't give a fuck about ignoring that douchbag dick."We want to be free. We want to be free to do what we want to do. We want to be free to ride. And we want to be free to ride our machines without getting hassled by The Man. And we want to get loaded."
"I can't promise you sticking your dick in a diamondback's mouth and zapping it with a cattle prod *will* get your pecker bitten, but I can promise you it's a BAD FUCKING IDEA" -Rotten
"Guns, stolen motorcycles, and dead hookers tend to attract a lot of attention"Comment
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The reason that I am done with MotoGP is because they've hired 18 trillion cops to destroy all the fun. I went for 15 straight years, and it was really fun until MotoGP came."We want to be free. We want to be free to do what we want to do. We want to be free to ride. And we want to be free to ride our machines without getting hassled by The Man. And we want to get loaded."
"I can't promise you sticking your dick in a diamondback's mouth and zapping it with a cattle prod *will* get your pecker bitten, but I can promise you it's a BAD FUCKING IDEA" -Rotten
"Guns, stolen motorcycles, and dead hookers tend to attract a lot of attention"Comment
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I turned down a 3-day pass and camping with Urban Moto Magazine this year, opting for paying funeral escorts and house work.Comment
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I'm going, sat night camping and sunday all day.sigpic
The_grinch: "Yes, I love colic and rectal thermometry."Originally posted by epimComment
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...I might be going on Sunday."We want to be free. We want to be free to do what we want to do. We want to be free to ride. And we want to be free to ride our machines without getting hassled by The Man. And we want to get loaded."
"I can't promise you sticking your dick in a diamondback's mouth and zapping it with a cattle prod *will* get your pecker bitten, but I can promise you it's a BAD FUCKING IDEA" -Rotten
"Guns, stolen motorcycles, and dead hookers tend to attract a lot of attention"Comment
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I'll be the guy on the Grassy Knoll with my trusty Remington PSS.Comment
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Who?Originally posted by beauregard View Post
"Far be it from me to question your stupid civilization or its dumb customs."—Philip J. FryComment
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