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  • #1

    Giants

    If the SF Giants make it into the world series, I am going to find a kayak somehow and launch myself into the cove for rabble rousing and trouble making during at least one home game. Beards and champagne will be procured, possibly a pirate costume and lots of limes (for throwing).
    Actually viewing the game live is unimportant to me since a water resistant radio will be used to hear the plays 15 seconds before they are aired on broadcast television. (this is a secret those rich yacht-owning tv watching people don't realize) Anyway, the cost of a single game ticket will pay for a kayak and champagne alone, maybe even a crab trap for on-the-fly snacking.

    I may even make a giant sign like those religious wingnuts that says "Tim:135*" - the degrees of rotation for both his hips and shoulder as he winds up for the the 97mph fast ball rocket ship. Only real fans will get this in-joke but I will be sure to get air time on FOX (b/c they <3 Jesus) so I'll slap a vampires sticker somewhere on the sign, too.

    WHO IS WITH ME???? Speak now or forever hold your scurvy. Time to get wet. Go Giants!!!!!


    * Learn yourself something, fool.
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    Relevant "kayak wanted" ad just uploaded to CL.

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    • #3
      TIMOTHY 1:35: "Timothy, my son, I give you this instruction in keeping with the prophecies once made about you, so that by following them you may fight the good fight, holding on to the ball and a good conscience. Some have rejected these strikes and so have shipwrecked their kayaks. Among them are Halladay and Maddux, whom I have handed over to Satan to be taught not to balk. Fuck Yeah."

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5qFiutuOZ8

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      • #4
        NINJA BOSS!!!

        "It takes a lifetime, but only 12 minutes to complete the courses."
        - Mental assassin Brian Wilson.

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yf0j1rmZVbM

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        • #5
          that fucking rocks. im with that but not sure i can make it up :/
          being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. that is why god made fast motorcycles.

          makin love dont make it love.
          -johnny paycheck

          888

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          • #6
            I'll row the kayak for you. I will bring my mask and snorkel and shove my face in the water to drown out all the cheers.
            sigpic

            Originally posted by epim
            Vampires MC. We ride motorcycles. We ride motorcycles fast. We're a family. We know where to hide the bodies.
            The_grinch: "Yes, I love colic and rectal thermometry."

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            • #7
              As I type this Cody Ross just jacks a home run to tie game 2 at 1 to 1, woot...

              Anyway, if, IF, the G men go to the WS, I have every intention of going to a game. I went to a ton of games this year, mostly due to our awesome ex member Slowpoke, I don't see any reason to stop going to games this year.

              I am down for the kayakathon, maybe we can get a Zodiak for more population density and liquor holding capacity...I would also like to riot in the streets, cause that's how I roll.
              "We want to be free. We want to be free to do what we want to do. We want to be free to ride. And we want to be free to ride our machines without getting hassled by The Man. And we want to get loaded."

              "I can't promise you sticking your dick in a diamondback's mouth and zapping it with a cattle prod *will* get your pecker bitten, but I can promise you it's a BAD FUCKING IDEA" -Rotten

              "Guns, stolen motorcycles, and dead hookers tend to attract a lot of attention"

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              • #8
                There's a blue 3-man kayak in my driveway. You're welcome to borrow it. You will need paddles.
                Cashing Satan's checks with my dick in my hand.
                Sometimes you gotta fuck a guy up and sometimes you gotta drink some chocolate milk.





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                • #9
                  Holy cow, Beau, you are aces! Do I need a special rack to transport it ?

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by antipathy View Post
                    Holy cow, Beau, you are aces! Do I need a special rack to transport it ?

                    Look down your shirt and spell attic.
                    "We want to be free. We want to be free to do what we want to do. We want to be free to ride. And we want to be free to ride our machines without getting hassled by The Man. And we want to get loaded."

                    "I can't promise you sticking your dick in a diamondback's mouth and zapping it with a cattle prod *will* get your pecker bitten, but I can promise you it's a BAD FUCKING IDEA" -Rotten

                    "Guns, stolen motorcycles, and dead hookers tend to attract a lot of attention"

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                    • #11
                      Jon are you going to buy some Grecian black beard dye or should I bring an extra wide tip sharpie pen to the game for you?

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                      • #12
                        They gotta beat the Phillies first, let's take this on step at a time now
                        "We want to be free. We want to be free to do what we want to do. We want to be free to ride. And we want to be free to ride our machines without getting hassled by The Man. And we want to get loaded."

                        "I can't promise you sticking your dick in a diamondback's mouth and zapping it with a cattle prod *will* get your pecker bitten, but I can promise you it's a BAD FUCKING IDEA" -Rotten

                        "Guns, stolen motorcycles, and dead hookers tend to attract a lot of attention"

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                        • #13
                          I don't like keeping "The Machine" waiting, plus City Kayak rents the whole McCovey kayak package incl. gear for less than $50. If anyone wants to get their feet wet with me on Thursday 10/21 I'll make a reservation for our group of land lubber.
                          We'd have to be at Pier 40 by 2:30pm to get geared up.

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                          • #14
                            BTW, don't stop believing, you masochists. Put your rally thong and kung-fu panda hat in the washing machine so they'll be clean and ready for the win:
                            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyVdbfyvwso

                            P.S. SF Vampires Thursday night meeting should be relocated to the Cove if the Giants win on Wednesday!

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                            • #15
                              Hey can I borrow your leather hood with the zipper mouth this Thursday??

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