1. PortaKleen Maintenance contract awarded to Kawasaki.
2. Elena Myers disqualified from 4th place AMA SuperSport finish. Opponents cite unfair aerodynamic advantage of Meyers' ponytail.
3. Shower truck in turn 9, 10, 11 campsites broken this morning. Fans resort to standing at the bottom of the corkscrew to be showered with Casey Stoner's tears instead.
4. Law enforcement unusually lax this year..Sheriffs declining to enforce any laws except at campsites with stripper poles. Shirtless fat men were also cited.
5. Lorenzo, feeling jealous of all the attention lavished onto injured opponent Valentino Rossi, drops race bike onto his own foot and wails loudly in the paddock. His mommy, appearing visibly embarrassed, was not available for comment.
6. Four Vampires and one prospect were present at this year's GP races. Highest attendance since 2006.
2. Elena Myers disqualified from 4th place AMA SuperSport finish. Opponents cite unfair aerodynamic advantage of Meyers' ponytail.
3. Shower truck in turn 9, 10, 11 campsites broken this morning. Fans resort to standing at the bottom of the corkscrew to be showered with Casey Stoner's tears instead.
4. Law enforcement unusually lax this year..Sheriffs declining to enforce any laws except at campsites with stripper poles. Shirtless fat men were also cited.
5. Lorenzo, feeling jealous of all the attention lavished onto injured opponent Valentino Rossi, drops race bike onto his own foot and wails loudly in the paddock. His mommy, appearing visibly embarrassed, was not available for comment.
6. Four Vampires and one prospect were present at this year's GP races. Highest attendance since 2006.
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