Curve Unit GoKart Challenge - Sunday, March 20

[antipathy]

I realise that some girls dig rough sex Antipathy, but you don't have to make it so obvious how much you want me to slam you into the wall.

Go rape a bull frog you pile o' monkey nuts!

[epim]

Go rape a bull frog you pile o' monkey nuts!

You two are thirty seconds away from that scene from "Lady and the Tramp". You know, the one where the girl dog reams the male dog with a strapon while holding a knife to his throat? Yeah, that one.

[the_grinch]

Fucking Walt and his subliminal messages.

[beauregard]

No way am I "funcking Walt."

Unless she's hot. Then only if I can call her Sally.

[the_grinch]

I was blue and lonely, and I couldn't sleep a wink
I could only get unconscious if i'd had to much to drink
There was somehow something wrong somewhere
And each day seemed grey and dead
The seeds of desperation were growing in my head
I needed inspiration, a brand new start in life
Somewhere to place affection, but I didn't want a wife
Then by lucky chance I saw, in a special magazine
An ad that was unusual, the like i'd never seen
Experience something different, with our new imported toy
She's loving, warm, inflateable, and a guarantee of joy
She came all wrapped in cardboard, all pink and shrivelled down
A breath of air was all she needed to make her lose that frown
I took her to the bedroom, and pumped her with some life
And later, in a moment, that girl became my wife
So I sit her in the corner, and sometimes stroke her hair
And when I'm feeling naughty, I blow her up with air
She's cuddly and she's bouncy, she's like a rubber ball
I bounce her in the kitchen and I bounce her in the hall
And now my life is different since Sally came my way
I wake up in the morning, and have her on a tray
She's everything they said she was, and I wear a permanent grin
And I only have to worry, in case my girl wears thin.

[beauregard]

Sally that girl....

[Fanny Fligurl]

Backtrack Band rockin' the house, a home cooked meal, and racing...what more can you ask for?

Only 6 more days folks. If you plan to race, don't forget to preregister and enter "cu2011" in the Event Code box. If you're attending just to party with us, there's plenty of fun to go around! We'll have a PBTF Donation Box set up for those who would like to contribute but are not racing.

Hope to see you Sunday!

[antipathy]

Wow, I had an extremely fun time at this event and a few CU girls made the final race round! I tried my best to keep up but it was my first time at Umigo and all race results were based on time. The food was terrific and there was some pretty intense karting competition. Cool to see a half dozen full-on races in such a short amount of time.
I will be back again next year & hopefully with more Vampires in tow. Thanks CU!

[samatye]

Awesome that you made it out Alicia!!! Woot! :-)

[antipathy]

I want you and Amy in my race heat next year so we can smoke some fools and flip some hair, LOL!

[samatye]

I don't flip hair, Alicia. But maybe I'll save the $50 bucks up next year to attend. :-P

I'm glad you had fun! :-)

[Rotten]

How else do you get out of speeding tickets without the hair flip? Even I'll do if I happen to see the ticketing officer is wearing nail polish or has George Michael playing on the radio.

[Fanny Fligurl]

Great to see Alicia in the crowd, and thought you might enjoy the final tally.

50 racers, and CU raised $892 for the Pediatric Brain Tumor Foundation. A wonderful way to kick off Curve Unit's 2011 PBTF Campaign.