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  • Naked Ride 2009

    Well there isn't as much snow as a few weeks ago, but we can hope for more. Maybe in time for the Naked Ride 2009.

    YOU MUST READ THIS

    1. This ride is the motorcycle equivalent to a polar bear swim.
    (http://www.polarbearclub.org/ for those unfamiliar.)
    That means that, yes, it is supposed to be cold.

    2. Naked is nothing but helmet, boots and gloves.

    3. For the safety minded types. If you think you can't handle a low
    speed, low mileage cruise around town without stacking, you might want
    to rethink your lifestyle.

    4. It's rain or shine. At least your gear won't get soaked.

    5. The bikes are staged at a secluded/secure location so people can strip, bag up their clothes,
    and a quick mount-up and take off can be made.
    Clothing is transported via a chase vehicle to the final destination.

    6. Legality: Technically in Santa Cruz it's ok to be naked as long as you're not conducting yourself in a 'Lewd' or 'Lascivious' manner, and of course nobody complains. So as long as you're not standing on your gastank and shaking your frozen junk at pedestrians and motorists, there's no fear of the local PD bulk-arresting a bunch of newly suspected sex offenders in helmets. We've been doing this for years now without much issue.

    7. Leghumpers, mouth-breathers and "helpers":
    If you can't behave in a civilized manner around naked people. Do not show up.
    Additionally, if we don't think you can behave yourself, you will leave. (no 'asking' involved)
    Don't arrive expecting 'just to help' or block traffic. It's been taken care of and more than covered.

    Okay. Now the fun bits.

    When: Jan. 10th Meet at 7:00pm.
    Where: Cafe Pergolesi (http://www.theperg.com/directions.php) for starters then onto the actual staging area.

    As always, there's an afterparty. A few out of town folks traditionally get hotel rooms in town after the ride.
    So check your local forums for threads for sharing space.

    And yes, someone did get a vid of a previous year
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgGTOslw7_s
    The ending bit is the best IMHO.
    I've got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm...

  • #2
    Ok.. Yea, we had a problem last year with a certain CHP that has a hard on for bikers. He was bitch slapped by the V. President, Sheriff, and the local PD. He shouldn't be a problem this year

    Rev
    btw. no bikers were harmed in the event... most just ignored the dick in the road <lol>

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    • #3
      Cross-posted to the vomit forum.
      Can you fly, bobby?

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      • #4
        Need to borrow a bike in Santa Cruz or SJ or I'm out. Kawi is not running well enough to make the round trip from SF.

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        • #5
          Pick one. (Not the R1..)
          "I love Satan and speedmetal" - Dylan

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          • #6
            actually, looks like the FZ is the only spare bike I have right now.. my SV forks arent going to be back in time.
            "I love Satan and speedmetal" - Dylan

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            • #7
              Ted now you DO know that JESUS was born nude. Are you SURE you want to be associated with that type of thing?
              "Through the course of my life, I've spent most of my money on motorcycles, drinking, drugs and chasing wild women. The rest of the money I just wasted."

              I am the chosen one, the mighty hand of vengeance...
              ... sent down to strike the unroadworthy!



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              • #8
                Originally posted by Rotten View Post
                Ted now you DO know that JESUS was born nude. Are you SURE you want to be associated with that type of thing?
                baby jeebus was wrapped in swaddling clothes by angels as he squirted from the virgin quim.
                "Mathematics are the result of mysterious powers which no one understands, and which the unconscious recognition of beauty must play an important part. Out of an infinity of designs a mathematician chooses one pattern for beauty's sake and pulls it down to earth."

                Marston Morse

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                • #9
                  I'm out for this year as my cold got worse last night. I will recover in time to join you all at Dampened Spirits. Have a great ride tonight, folks! I'm very sorry to be missing it (and all of your nekkid parts).

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                  • #10
                    VHoldR video.

                    http://www.vholdr.com/video/santa-cruz-naked-ride-2009

                    Keith, you need to enable [embed][/embed]

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                    • #11
                      AOLOL
                      Can you fly, bobby?

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                      • #12
                        Damn I'm hawt.
                        -dave

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by greener View Post
                          Damn I'm hawt.
                          That is just the AIDS induced fever.
                          Can you fly, bobby?

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                          • #14
                            Put a kit on that bitch. I'll sort out the other video soon.
                            "I love Satan and speedmetal" - Dylan

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                            • #15
                              Thank you vampires for the awesome ride! Kimber and I really enjoyed it!

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