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A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Got any grapes?"
"No." says the bartender, "This is a bar. We got wine if you want, but we don't sell grapes."
The duck leaves. The next day the duck comes back in the bar. "Got any grapes?"
"No. I told you yesterday, we don't got grapes!"
The duck leaves. The next day the duck comes back in the bar. "Got any grapes?"
The bartender grabs the duck by the neck. "We don't got grapes! Get it? No grapes! You come in here and ask for grapes again and I'm gonna nail your beak to the floor!"
The duck leaves.
The next day the duck comes back in the bar.
The bartender glares at him. The duck looks both ways, shuffles his feet. "Got any nails?"
"No."
"Good. Got any grapes?"
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"No." says the bartender, "This is a bar. We got wine if you want, but we don't sell grapes."
The duck leaves. The next day the duck comes back in the bar. "Got any grapes?"
"No. I told you yesterday, we don't got grapes!"
The duck leaves. The next day the duck comes back in the bar. "Got any grapes?"
The bartender grabs the duck by the neck. "We don't got grapes! Get it? No grapes! You come in here and ask for grapes again and I'm gonna nail your beak to the floor!"
The duck leaves.
The next day the duck comes back in the bar.
The bartender glares at him. The duck looks both ways, shuffles his feet. "Got any nails?"
"No."
"Good. Got any grapes?"
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