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  • SFVMC 2nd Annual Kilt Ride ~ 11/11

    It is that time again.

    Time to don your kilts, your skirts, your poorly fitted bath towels.

    Time for the SF Vampires to take you on a breezy adventure through San Francisco!

    We will be meeting at 11:30 AM at the chevron station on the corner of John Daly and Lake Merced Blvd (across from the Westlake shopping area).



    The rules are simple:
    1. Wear a kilt (regimental you heathens!), or a skirt, or something skirt-like (short bathtowels are up for individual approval)
    2. Wear knee armor if you can, we aren't going to be hauling ass, so you shouldn't be crashing, but shit can happen
    3. We won't be lane splitting unless everyone agrees to, and won't be hauling ass (we will be lacking some key protective gear)
    4. Don't crash
    5. If you can strap a pair of riding pants to your bike, do it. At least wear them for the ride to the start point, and for when you leave the pub afterwards
    6. If the group gets split up, we will wait for them, it's not going to be a massive turnout, so we can afford to be chill and let folks regroup.
    This year we ride with a mission, annoy people in the marina.

    The ride will follow the previous route to twin peaks, where we will pose for copious up-kilt photos. Once we leave, we will make for the Presidio, stopping for a moment to activate the speakers attached to my bike.

    We will then proceed through the marina, kilts untucked, blaring bagpipes all the way, for the grand mooning procession, finally zipping down Van Ness and onto Geary, towards our final stop, the Pig and Whistle (They open early, have food and drink, and are well prepared for a bunch of nut jobs in kilts).

    Photos from last year Will give you an idea of the weather (which will most likely be completely different this year).

    "Far be it from me to question your stupid civilization or its dumb customs."—Philip J. Fry

  • #2
    Originally posted by NYHC
    God help us. Here you go boys, do your shopping.
    http://www.utilikilts.com/

    I checked them out for a quick kilt purchase for last years ride but the price is a little high for being used only once a year. Of course I could become a Ren fair dork and buy some swords to go with it but that is so '90's.
    "Through the course of my life, I've spent most of my money on motorcycles, drinking, drugs and chasing wild women. The rest of the money I just wasted."

    I am the chosen one, the mighty hand of vengeance...
    ... sent down to strike the unroadworthy!



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    • #3
      You better be naked, bitches! I be CHECKIN!!!

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      • #4
        I can't wait to see Valgar's nuts!
        Vicky

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        • #5
          Hopefully it won't rain, but will be much cooler than it was this weekend.

          Thatch and I were followed for quite some distance this sunday by a cop waiting for us to do something stupid, which we promptly did as soon as he decided to stop following us around.
          Can you fly, bobby?

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          • #6
            I got my Kilt in the mail yesterday.

            Oh yeah!
            Cashing Satan's checks with my dick in my hand.
            Sometimes you gotta fuck a guy up and sometimes you gotta drink some chocolate milk.





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            • #7
              And for those of us without kilts?

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              • #8
                Originally posted by SatanCruz
                And for those of us without kilts?
                Thrift Store + Pleated Skirt < $10

                Girlfriend's Closet + Pleated Skirt = $0

                "Far be it from me to question your stupid civilization or its dumb customs."—Philip J. Fry

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by beauregard
                  I got my Kilt in the mail yesterday.

                  Oh yeah!
                  Can I borrow it when your done? trying to piss holding a zipper open balanced on crutches is a BITCH!
                  "Through the course of my life, I've spent most of my money on motorcycles, drinking, drugs and chasing wild women. The rest of the money I just wasted."

                  I am the chosen one, the mighty hand of vengeance...
                  ... sent down to strike the unroadworthy!



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                  • #10
                    http://www.bayarearidersforum.com/fo...hreadid=183610

                    To those who would like to eat breakfast before the Kilt Ride, some folks will be eating at the Westlake Coffee Shop in Daly City at 10am. Click on the link ABOVE for more details.
                    Vicky

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                    • #11
                      Not going to be able to make this ride, sorry guys. If anyone needs to borrow a black leather pleated skirt I have a pretty sexy one that'll fit about a 36" waist. You'll have to wipe off teh jizz before returning it plz.

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                      • #12
                        I'm out. Me and my killt are staying home for the swell.
                        Cashing Satan's checks with my dick in my hand.
                        Sometimes you gotta fuck a guy up and sometimes you gotta drink some chocolate milk.





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                        • #13
                          Awesome day.

                          My pictures are up:

                          http://vampiresmc.com/gallery/v/kiltride/2006/

                          I'll add more from other people as they're posted to BARF.

                          "Far be it from me to question your stupid civilization or its dumb customs."—Philip J. Fry

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                          • #14
                            That was an ultra fun ride!!! WOOT!

                            Who would have thought the day would be so nice and sunny after the weather reports all predicted it would be raining cats and dogs!

                            Thanks SF Vampires for organizing the ride!
                            Last edited by mrtnz; 11-11-2006, 05:43 PM.
                            Vicky

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by wackyiraqi
                              Awesome day.

                              My pictures are up:

                              http://vampiresmc.com/gallery/v/kiltride/2006/

                              I'll add more from other people as they're posted to BARF.
                              what's the story on the condom on the pavement?
                              http://vampiresmc.com/gallery/v/kilt..._4770.jpg.html
                              "Mathematics are the result of mysterious powers which no one understands, and which the unconscious recognition of beauty must play an important part. Out of an infinity of designs a mathematician chooses one pattern for beauty's sake and pulls it down to earth."

                              Marston Morse

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