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So I was feeling nostaligic for the arctic weather of January and realized there was only way to recreate it...
In other words... Naked Ride 2007.
YOU MUST READ THIS
1. This ride is the motorcycle equivalent to a polar bear swim.
(http://www.imagesofcolorado.com/polarbear03.html for those
unfamiliar). That means that, yes it is supposed to be cold.
2. Naked is nothing but helmet, boots and gloves.
3. For the safety minded types. If you think you can't handle a low
speed, low mileage cruise around town without stacking, you might want
to rethink your lifestyle.
4. The bikes are staged at a secluded/secure location so people can
strip, bag up their clothes, and a quick mount-up and take off can be
made. Clothing is transported via a chase vehicle to the final
destination.
5. Legality. Technically in Santa Cruz it's ok to be naked as long as
you're not conducting yourself in a 'Lewd' or 'Lascivious' manner, and
of course nobody complains. So as long as you're not standing on your
gastank and shaking your frozen junk at pedestrians and motorists,
there's no fear of the local PD bulk-arresting a bunch of newly
suspected sex offenders in helmets.
We've been doing this for years now without any issues.
6. Leghumpers, mouth-breathers and "helpers".
If you can't behave in a civilized manner around naked people. Do not show up.
Additionally, If I don't think you can behave yourself. You will
leave. I get paid to tell people 'No', crush their hopes and generally be
a stubborn asshole. I'm good at my job. Dave is the 'nice' one, I'm
not.
And don't arrive expecting 'just to help' or block traffic. It's taken
care of and more than covered.
Okay. Now the fun bits.
When: Feb.24th Meet at 7:00pm.
Where: Cafe Pergolesi (http://www.theperg.com/directions.shtml )
I know none of you actually will, but RSVP to
(naked.ride(AT)gmail(DOT)com) if you are planning on attending so we
can get a headcount.
Lastly, the past few years, after the ride we've gone to Kiva Hot Tubs, or other spas. It has always been a hassle waiting around so we're just throwing our own party.
In other words... Naked Ride 2007.
YOU MUST READ THIS
1. This ride is the motorcycle equivalent to a polar bear swim.
(http://www.imagesofcolorado.com/polarbear03.html for those
unfamiliar). That means that, yes it is supposed to be cold.
2. Naked is nothing but helmet, boots and gloves.
3. For the safety minded types. If you think you can't handle a low
speed, low mileage cruise around town without stacking, you might want
to rethink your lifestyle.
4. The bikes are staged at a secluded/secure location so people can
strip, bag up their clothes, and a quick mount-up and take off can be
made. Clothing is transported via a chase vehicle to the final
destination.
5. Legality. Technically in Santa Cruz it's ok to be naked as long as
you're not conducting yourself in a 'Lewd' or 'Lascivious' manner, and
of course nobody complains. So as long as you're not standing on your
gastank and shaking your frozen junk at pedestrians and motorists,
there's no fear of the local PD bulk-arresting a bunch of newly
suspected sex offenders in helmets.
We've been doing this for years now without any issues.
6. Leghumpers, mouth-breathers and "helpers".
If you can't behave in a civilized manner around naked people. Do not show up.
Additionally, If I don't think you can behave yourself. You will
leave. I get paid to tell people 'No', crush their hopes and generally be
a stubborn asshole. I'm good at my job. Dave is the 'nice' one, I'm
not.
And don't arrive expecting 'just to help' or block traffic. It's taken
care of and more than covered.
Okay. Now the fun bits.
When: Feb.24th Meet at 7:00pm.
Where: Cafe Pergolesi (http://www.theperg.com/directions.shtml )
I know none of you actually will, but RSVP to
(naked.ride(AT)gmail(DOT)com) if you are planning on attending so we
can get a headcount.
Lastly, the past few years, after the ride we've gone to Kiva Hot Tubs, or other spas. It has always been a hassle waiting around so we're just throwing our own party.
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