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  • Naked Ride 2008

    Well it's not as cold as it was a few weeks ago, so we'd better get this done with before global warming takes all the fun out of it.

    In other words... Naked Ride 2008.

    YOU MUST READ THIS

    1. This ride is the motorcycle equivalent to a polar bear swim.
    (http://www.polarbearclub.org/ for those unfamiliar.)
    That means that, yes, it is supposed to be cold.

    2. Naked is nothing but helmet, boots and gloves.

    3. For the safety minded types. If you think you can't handle a low
    speed, low mileage cruise around town without stacking, you might want
    to rethink your lifestyle.

    4. It's rain or shine. At least your gear won't get soaked.

    5. The bikes are staged at a secluded/secure location so people can strip, bag up their clothes,
    and a quick mount-up and take off can be made.
    Clothing is transported via a chase vehicle to the final destination.

    6. Legality: Technically in Santa Cruz it's ok to be naked as long as you're not conducting yourself in a 'Lewd' or 'Lascivious' manner, and of course nobody complains. So as long as you're not standing on your gastank and shaking your frozen junk at pedestrians and motorists, there's no fear of the local PD bulk-arresting a bunch of newly suspected sex offenders in helmets.
    We've been doing this for years now without any issues.

    7. Leghumpers, mouth-breathers and "helpers":
    If you can't behave in a civilized manner around naked people. Do not show up.
    Additionally, if we don't think you can behave yourself, you will leave. (no 'asking' involved)
    Don't arrive expecting 'just to help' or block traffic. It's been taken care of and more than covered.

    Okay. Now the fun bits.

    When: Jan. 19th Meet at 7:00pm.
    Where: Cafe Pergolesi (http://www.theperg.com/directions.php) for starters then onto the actual staging area.

    As always, there's an afterparty with a hot-tub. A few out of town folks traditionally get hotel rooms in town after the ride.
    So check your local forums for threads for sharing space.

    And yes, someone did get a vid of last year
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgGTOslw7_s
    The ending bit is the best IMHO.
    I've got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm...

  • #2
    You started promoting this on other systems yet?

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    • #3
      Not yet, feel free to distribute far and wide
      I've got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm...

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      • #4
        Originally posted by elfboy View Post
        As always, there's an afterparty with a hot-tub.
        Perfect!

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        • #5
          I need to make a hotel reservation for myself and three friends close to the afterparty location. If someone could let me know where that will be (via email/text msg) I would appreciate it.

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          • #6
            Bump for gratuitous nudity!

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            • #7
              Ugh, I'm feeling crappy and am not up to riding to SC and back at night. Sorry to miss this.

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              • #8
                ever been too tired to fall asleep? i can't ride, cant party at the show, and can't sleep. this sucks!

                hope everyone elses saturday night went well!
                If the lights are timed at 35 mph, can we assume they are timed at 70 mph as well???

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                • #9
                  saw all you assmonkeys last night riding naked.
                  I was at Cafe Mare with Nica and her parents for her moms Birthday Dinner.

                  good times. I was fucking cracking up and lots of people in the restaurant saw you guys and were getting a kick out of it.
                  Crash
                  Vampires M.C. Retired
                  1997 Ducati 900SS/SP
                  2005 BMW R1200GS (K25) sold
                  2000.5 Aprilia Mille R sold
                  1992 Ducati 900SS sold

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                  • #10
                    "CHiPs"

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                    • #11
                      dude what the fuck happened???
                      Crash
                      Vampires M.C. Retired
                      1997 Ducati 900SS/SP
                      2005 BMW R1200GS (K25) sold
                      2000.5 Aprilia Mille R sold
                      1992 Ducati 900SS sold

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                      • #12
                        ELL
                        OH
                        ELL
                        Can you fly, bobby?

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by crash View Post
                          dude what the fuck happened???
                          check out the ride report section, if you haven't already.
                          Last edited by Currin; 01-21-2008, 09:14 AM. Reason: already answered privately.
                          Apologies in advance...

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Currin View Post
                            check out the ride report section, if you haven't already.
                            I don't have access to that section any more.

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