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The fact that you know that's a Brittany song makes you suspect.Cashing Satan's checks with my dick in my hand.
Sometimes you gotta fuck a guy up and sometimes you gotta drink some chocolate milk.
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the theory behind a quston mark
Well I did put a questin mark after Britney Spears' name, but you sure seemed sure enough that you called me out on it. I got to tell you I'm a little suspicious.Comment
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If that's suspect, then what does it mean if I know the choreography?Apologies in advance...Comment
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it means that you worked at that tranny bar far too long"We want to be free. We want to be free to do what we want to do. We want to be free to ride. And we want to be free to ride our machines without getting hassled by The Man. And we want to get loaded."
"I can't promise you sticking your dick in a diamondback's mouth and zapping it with a cattle prod *will* get your pecker bitten, but I can promise you it's a BAD FUCKING IDEA" -Rotten
"Guns, stolen motorcycles, and dead hookers tend to attract a lot of attention"Comment
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CORRECTION:Originally posted by the_grinch View Post
He got paid mad duckets at the Tranny Bar... that makes it whoring at the Tranny Bar.Cashing Satan's checks with my dick in my hand.
Sometimes you gotta fuck a guy up and sometimes you gotta drink some chocolate milk.
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THAT WOULD BE SLOSPICIOUS!Originally posted by JasonChrist311 View Post"Mathematics are the result of mysterious powers which no one understands, and which the unconscious recognition of beauty must play an important part. Out of an infinity of designs a mathematician chooses one pattern for beauty's sake and pulls it down to earth."
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TK.SETHZILLA!
"American by birth, CALIFORNIAN by the grace of God!"- Me
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Alright so I drink a little to much and can't type so good. Who are you mother Theresa? I'm an Alcoholic, it's a disease. I just thought of a great idea, I'm going to open up a bar and I'll except those sobriety chips that AA gives you and people can exchange them for free drinks. The longer you've been sober, the more drinks there worth, and I'll call it the 13th step.
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FUCK !!!
Digging through trash... Found 7mo. and 2 year chips just last night while looking for bike keys!!
"Through the course of my life, I've spent most of my money on motorcycles, drinking, drugs and chasing wild women. The rest of the money I just wasted."
I am the chosen one, the mighty hand of vengeance...
... sent down to strike the unroadworthy!
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Been done already. Score of bars give out free drinks for sobriety medallions.Originally posted by JasonChrist311 View PostCashing Satan's checks with my dick in my hand.
Sometimes you gotta fuck a guy up and sometimes you gotta drink some chocolate milk.
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seriously? that's.. pretty shitty.Originally posted by beauregard View Post"I love Satan and speedmetal" - Dylan
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I agree, but like so many things, it is what it is.Originally posted by epim View Post
It would take me about 10 minutes to put JC311's bar out of business. I have enough friends with heavy double-digit sobriety that I'd give their donated 20+ year chips to the club and we'd roll into the bar and drink him dry for free.
We're Vampires after all.Cashing Satan's checks with my dick in my hand.
Sometimes you gotta fuck a guy up and sometimes you gotta drink some chocolate milk.
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Damn it I hate when people steel my ideas before I think of them. I can't believe someone else has already done that, do they have a wall of shame too where they have a picture of the people trading their tokens for drinks. I guess it's all for the better, Beau and his band of merry drunks would come put me out of business anyway. Maybe I'd make you recite the lords prayer for every drink. I almost just signed up for an ethics in business class, I'm glad I didn't. It turns out that ethics have no place in business. How about we set up a whore house where we can sell the services of young boys to priests and Michael Jackson? "Your 10th visit is on us"Comment
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Originally posted by JasonChrist311 View Post
Wouldn't work. The San Francisco chapter would put us out of business by infecting all the product.Comment
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