Ahoy! Please join the Vampires MC San Francisco Chaptarrrr for our 6th annual Pirate Mutiny. As always, this event is free of chaaarge, and there will be prizes for the treasure hunt winnarrrrrs, as well as best pirate gaaarrrb.
Hey i'v got 3 interested hot and very cool lady friends who are interested in taking a pirate scenic ride with us. I need 2 able Vampires willing to go 2 up? Aslo will need spare helmets x2, gloves if available? Thanks.
I suppose that I could help out...
"We want to be free. We want to be free to do what we want to do. We want to be free to ride. And we want to be free to ride our machines without getting hassled by The Man. And we want to get loaded."
"I can't promise you sticking your dick in a diamondback's mouth and zapping it with a cattle prod *will* get your pecker bitten, but I can promise you it's a BAD FUCKING IDEA" -Rotten
"Guns, stolen motorcycles, and dead hookers tend to attract a lot of attention"
I can loan out helmets. Don't really want to put the passenger pegs on the Buell though.
One for me plz...I can pack two extra helmets on my bike if Keith has two to offer and someone else needs one.
"We want to be free. We want to be free to do what we want to do. We want to be free to ride. And we want to be free to ride our machines without getting hassled by The Man. And we want to get loaded."
"I can't promise you sticking your dick in a diamondback's mouth and zapping it with a cattle prod *will* get your pecker bitten, but I can promise you it's a BAD FUCKING IDEA" -Rotten
"Guns, stolen motorcycles, and dead hookers tend to attract a lot of attention"
My spare helmet smells like someone died in it. Might have been that hooker.
"Through the course of my life, I've spent most of my money on motorcycles, drinking, drugs and chasing wild women. The rest of the money I just wasted."
I am the chosen one, the mighty hand of vengeance...
... sent down to strike the unroadworthy!
Pirates..
Pirates...
Pirate Ride, FUCK YEAH!
Coming again, to save the mother fucking day yeah,
Pirate Ride, FUCK YEAH!
Scallywaggin' is the only way yeah,
Ninjas your game is through cause now you have to answer to,
Pirate Ride, FUCK YEAH!
So lick my butt, and suck on my balls,
Pirate Ride, FUCK YEAH!
What you going to do when we come for you now,
it's the dream that we all share; it's the hope for tomorrow
My cum be your life source
And the only way to get it
Is to suck or fuck
Or be poor and devoid
And masturbate me, masturbate me
Then slurp it from your palm
Like a dry desert soaking up rain
Soaking up sun
Like a dry desert soaking up rain
Soaking up sun
Cashing Satan's checks with my dick in my hand. Sometimes you gotta fuck a guy up and sometimes you gotta drink some chocolate milk.
You guys better stop reading Thatch's diary. It's starting to affect your brain.
"Through the course of my life, I've spent most of my money on motorcycles, drinking, drugs and chasing wild women. The rest of the money I just wasted."
I am the chosen one, the mighty hand of vengeance...
... sent down to strike the unroadworthy!
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