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    David and Beau's excellent adventure.... starts today!

    David and I will be leaving San Luis Obispo at 12:00p today (Saturday, June 25) and taking Highway 1 up to Santa Cruz, arriving at The Cafe Pergolesi in as long as it takes. If you'd like to meet us anywhere along the route you're encouraged. Shoot me a text with where you plan to be and when so we'll have a heads up.

    We'll be riding Dualsport/Motard.
    Last edited by seric; 06-24-2011, 10:27 AM.
    Cashing Satan's checks with my dick in my hand.
    Sometimes you gotta fuck a guy up and sometimes you gotta drink some chocolate milk.





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    Cool, about 12:30 I'm going to get on my motard and head south on 1 from Santa Cruz. When we see each other, we'll stop, block traffic in both directions and pull some tourist's 12 year old daughter out of their rental Winabago and have her braid our cocks together and give us one big heterosexual Vampire cock rope BJ in front of everyone along the beautiful Big Sur coast line.
    "We want to be free. We want to be free to do what we want to do. We want to be free to ride. And we want to be free to ride our machines without getting hassled by The Man. And we want to get loaded."

    "I can't promise you sticking your dick in a diamondback's mouth and zapping it with a cattle prod *will* get your pecker bitten, but I can promise you it's a BAD FUCKING IDEA" -Rotten

    "Guns, stolen motorcycles, and dead hookers tend to attract a lot of attention"

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    • #3
      Note: ride is SATURDAY.
      Cashing Satan's checks with my dick in my hand.
      Sometimes you gotta fuck a guy up and sometimes you gotta drink some chocolate milk.





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      • #4
        Shit! I was halfway to Big Sur when I saw your post. What was I thinking? I'll just climb back under the produce conveyor from which I came

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        • #5
          I WAS THERE AT NOON WAITING FOR YOU WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU GUYS?!!

          "Far be it from me to question your stupid civilization or its dumb customs."—Philip J. Fry

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          • #6
            See y'all this afternoon.

            David and I depart SLO at noon stopping for gas at Ragged Point and then in Carmel at the Chevron. Our ETA Perg is 4:00pm.

            So fare plan on meeting Jon and Sarah on the way.
            Cashing Satan's checks with my dick in my hand.
            Sometimes you gotta fuck a guy up and sometimes you gotta drink some chocolate milk.





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            • #7
              Originally posted by wackyiraqi View Post
              I WAS THERE AT NOON WAITING FOR YOU WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU GUYS?!!
              "Shoot me a text with where you plan to be and when so we'll have a heads up. "

              DIRECTIONS... DO YOU READ THEM?
              Cashing Satan's checks with my dick in my hand.
              Sometimes you gotta fuck a guy up and sometimes you gotta drink some chocolate milk.





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              • #8
                Thanks to Sarah, Ziad, Jon, Josh, Keith, Lon, and Daniel it was the best fucking SLO Rally ever.

                Seriously.
                Cashing Satan's checks with my dick in my hand.
                Sometimes you gotta fuck a guy up and sometimes you gotta drink some chocolate milk.





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                • #9
                  WAT! Don't drag me into your depraved indecencies. I don't know any of you people.

                  Get off my lawn!
                  "Through the course of my life, I've spent most of my money on motorcycles, drinking, drugs and chasing wild women. The rest of the money I just wasted."

                  I am the chosen one, the mighty hand of vengeance...
                  ... sent down to strike the unroadworthy!


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                  • #10
                    Yeah, special thanks to Jon for showing my tard some spectacular tarmac.

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                    • #11
                      that's what she said!
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                      Originally posted by epim
                      Vampires MC. We ride motorcycles. We ride motorcycles fast. We're a family. We know where to hide the bodies.
                      The_grinch: "Yes, I love colic and rectal thermometry."

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                      • #12
                        Sorry, not as good as a couple years ago... but thanks for coming up.
                        Originally posted by the_grinch
                        ‎@Thatch-you sound just like an old athlete that can't face the fact that his best years are behind him. Josh would crash on the way to your funeral just to take that pin off your corpse.
                        Originally posted by Beauregard
                        give me some time to get used to not riding a Harley you young whippersnapper and i'll teach you some manners

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