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  • Santa Cruz Naked Ride 1/21/2012

    The Naked Ride will be in Santa Cruz on January 21, 2012.

    Meetup time is at 7:00pm at Cafe Pergolesi
    418 Cedar St,
    Santa Cruz CA

    YOU MUST READ THIS IF YOU ARE THINKING OF SHOWING:

    1. This ride is the motorcycle equivalent to a polar bear swim.
    (http://www.polarbearclub.org/ for those unfamiliar.)
    That means that, yes, it is supposed to be cold.

    2. Naked is nothing but helmet, boots and gloves.

    3. For the safety minded types. If you think you can't handle a low
    speed, low mileage cruise around town without stacking, you might want to rethink your lifestyle.

    4. It's rain or shine. At least your gear won't get soaked.

    5. The bikes are staged at a secluded/secure location so people can strip, bag up their clothes,
    and a quick mount-up and take off can be made.
    Clothing is transported via a chase vehicle to the final destination.

    6. Legality: Technically in Santa Cruz it's ok to be naked as long as you're not conducting yourself in a 'Lewd' or 'Lascivious' manner, and of course nobody complains. So as long as you're not standing on your gastank and shaking your frozen junk at pedestrians and motorists, there's no fear of the local PD bulk-arresting a bunch of newly suspected sex offenders in helmets.
    We've been doing this for years now without any real issues.

    7. Leghumpers, mouth-breathers and "helpers":
    If you can't behave in a civilized manner around naked people. Do not show up.
    Additionally, if we don't think you can behave yourself, you will leave. (no 'asking' involved)
    Don't arrive expecting 'just to help' or block traffic. It's been taken care of and more than covered.

    8. There will be hot tubs at the end of the ride.
    --
    Keith Seric Maynard
    http://www.seric.com

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    Originally posted by epim
    Vampires MC. We ride motorcycles. We ride motorcycles fast. We're a family. We know where to hide the bodies.
    The_grinch: "Yes, I love colic and rectal thermometry."

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    • #3
      Good ride!

      That was a lot of fun, and it was great meeting you guys! Hell of an ice-breaker Hope I get to ride with you all again!
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      • #4
        great pic and nice to meetcha Wes! :-)
        sigpic

        Originally posted by epim
        Vampires MC. We ride motorcycles. We ride motorcycles fast. We're a family. We know where to hide the bodies.
        The_grinch: "Yes, I love colic and rectal thermometry."

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        • #5
          So, how was the turn out?

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          • #6
            Pretty good this year, not sure of the actual head count, we ran out of hot tub space.
            --
            Keith Seric Maynard
            http://www.seric.com

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