Well guy... ask your wife if you can get your dick out of her
purse for the night and come down to the gay bar to hang
out with the goth/rivet biker trash.
...of course, after you've done the dishes and taken out the
garbage.
OK, I was trying so hard to lay off the forum and just kick back, but this is way too good to just let slip by.
First off, her purse is way to small for my dick.
Second, I am secure enough with my manhood to hang out in a gay bar, I was hanging at the blue when it was a real gay bar (Nothing Implied).
Third, Im too fat, ugly and old to worry about getting hit on anyways. So name a time, Im there. Just give me enough time to get the dishes done and trash out.
Just because you listen to Evanescense, doesnt make you Goth. Come on Mike, you can do better than that.
Next time I'm at the box, come and find me, I'll buy you a drink, I'm the one with "Bisexual" on the back of my helmet ;D
Sweet, free drinks, nice............ You may want to let me know when you will be there so I can collect, because unless you are wearing your helmet in there, I doubt I will know who you are.
Sweet, free drinks, nice............ You may want to let me know when you will be there so I can collect, because unless you are wearing your helmet in there, I doubt I will know who you are.
OK Mr Valgar, Monday (Memorial Day), you name the time, and I will come collect on the drink, or Maybe I should just BBQ and you can maybe just bring my drink(s) to me. PM me for details. Im always willing to trade food for alcohol. Is there already a Memorial day something going on? am I missing something important? checking Planner.........Nope, still in original box, looks like Im open.
OK Mr Valgar, Monday (Memorial Day), you name the time, and I will come collect on the drink, or Maybe I should just BBQ and you can maybe just bring my drink(s) to me. PM me for details. Im always willing to trade food for alcohol. Is there already a Memorial day something going on? am I missing something important? checking Planner.........Nope, still in original box, looks like Im open.
So are people going to this thing??? Lemme know kidz! ;D
Ummm, not I need a place to BBQ, I guess Im not allowed home again. Baker Beach Saturday, Sunday open? Monday maybe BBQ if somewhere to do so. I will check and get back on this subject. ???
Ummm, not I need a place to BBQ, I guess Im not allowed home again. Baker Beach Saturday, Sunday open? Monday maybe BBQ if somewhere to do so. I will check and get back on this subject. ???
Hey UCPI - Maybe it's just me and my stress over my move (do we have an emoticon for steam blowing out of ears and nose somewhere?), but was your post in English? I can't understand that at all... ??? LOL
Thats short man short hand. You are probably over 5"2" so you dont understand. I was politely inviting Valgar to my casa for food to make up for Wednesday night misunderstanding. Freaked out when I realized that I posted the word "BBQ" on the Forum, pictured 500 people in my little house. Started speaking in tongues. Good news is that Im now allowed back in my house and am thinking of maybe a few people stopping by before The Box on Monday.
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