"Through the course of my life, I've spent most of my money on motorcycles, drinking, drugs and chasing wild women. The rest of the money I just wasted."
I am the chosen one, the mighty hand of vengeance...
... sent down to strike the unroadworthy!
What happens when you try to lean on that square back tire?
And for God's sake, why would you want to look like you were ass raping a skeleton down the freeway??
Sidenote: I had originally spelled "ass raping" as a single compound word.
Luckily, Firefox caught me and demanded that I rectify the situation (no pun intended)... Saved from public embarrassment once more by modern technology!
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