Let's make fun of mopeds

[rallyrodent]

i would get a moped but then i would have to start experimenting with anal fisting on ferris wheel while listening to ricky martin

HEY EVERYBODY!!!! AL made it! lol

[Rotten]

There has to be a story behind (get it) that but I don't think I want to hear it.


Welcome fellow F4I rider!

[crazy4f4i]

i would get a moped but then i would have to start experimenting with anal fisting on ferris wheel while listening to ricky martin

[rallyrodent]

i am personally of the belief that if you own an RV, it is acceptable to ride a scoot. but i really believe that you have to ride in a group as big as possible, that might make it fun.

i dunno about you guys, but i think it would be a LOT of fun to participate in a race like that... but not so much fun to watch as you will not go very fast. the problem is you would have to spend some amount of money, which is where i draw the line.

[twostroke]

LMAO, I want to get one now and have Beau test it for 312 miles so I know it is safe. .

[epim]

Well there is that. Doh.

[antipathy]

Because discussing such activities in a public area of our forum might kill the element of surprise? I dunno...

[Valgar]

Hey Beau, you still need to put your full leathers on and take that thing for a spin around town.

See, that was what I planned to do.

Go find where the moped kids hang out, and just terrorize the area in full gear.

[brad]

Hey Beau, you still need to put your full leathers on and take that thing for a spin around town.

[beauregard]

I was still considering a moped for riding around like a COMPLETE retard on weekends.

I got my wife a Piaggio Typhoon knowing full well she'd never ride it. To date I've put 312 miles on it around town, and that's as close to a moped as I'll get.

[Valgar]

I was still considering a moped for riding around like a COMPLETE retard on weekends.

[beauregard]

OMFG.

That dude should cut off his penis; he's lost his right to call himself man.

[antipathy]

OMG I just found a great one - it's stacktastic!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENAujgmRVJU

[antipathy]

Because we can and because they suck:


Throw a kit on dat bitch!
(Credit to Moike & Sarah for this one)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_kIU...elated&search=
Dude is from Chitown, the gang name is "Murder Club" I love some of the lyrics on this:
"Can't ride too long; I'll smell like a lawnmower, but I'd rather ride my 'ped naked inside a condo." (WTF?)
"We always ride in packs, stay together for sho...If the headlight's goin' out just jiggle the cord!"
"Mopeds are always broke but they easy to fix, but we stay riding clean steady rolling on you tricks."

Fat kid endos on a moped:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu2HMo63nyU
The slow-mo replay is awesome!

Moped "Safety" Film (ZOMG HAHAH)
Part I: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIqbOECqQYE
"It's neither bicycle nor motorcycle" YOU GOT THAT RIGHT, BEYOTCH!!!!
LOLZ Alert at 5:45 (horn honk)

Part II: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vox8vfTk1rs
"The mental computer of many car drivers is as yet not programmed to mopeds."

Moped Races: This was good for a chuckle, might be worth tearing up a few mopeds and race down the streets. Couple of good crashes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-A-1wOHCT3U

Not much to do in Sweden but piss off old people with your faggot-ass moped wheelies: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8EzCtuJhLQ

This is what I'm going to do to the next moped that I see parked willy-nilly in downtown Santa Cruz, right after I score a snack outta the garbage can: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93bPsh0vo7w Then I'll be tossin back a fat bottle of JB like that, too. Taking a nap in the park.......gettin all sweaty.

Mopeds are hazardous to your health: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Rbh-hGmKi4

PROOF that moped riders are really a bunch of artist wussy FGTS with FGGTY NAMES: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0NdR7Yg5rY