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    A "heads up" for those of us men who may be regular Home Depot customers.

    Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out
    shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite
    traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or
    your friends.

    Here's how the scam works:

    Two seriously good-looking 20-25 year-old girls come over to your car
    as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping
    your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost
    falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

    When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead
    ask you for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowe's. You agree and they get
    in the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them
    climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you,
    while the other one steals your wallet.

    I had my wallet stolen Sept. 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th,17th,
    20th, & 24th. Also Oct. 1st, 4th, twice on the10th, three times just
    yesterday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

    So tell your co- workers and friends to be careful.

    Eric
    You Suck

  • #2
    I just bought twenty wallets for 50 cents each and filled them all with Monopoly money.

    I plan to troll for H.D. lap dances first thing tomorrow morning.


    Thanks for the tip Eric. You're the best! :-)
    "Through the course of my life, I've spent most of my money on motorcycles, drinking, drugs and chasing wild women. The rest of the money I just wasted."

    I am the chosen one, the mighty hand of vengeance...
    ... sent down to strike the unroadworthy!



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    • #3
      brilliant, absolutely brilliant!
      being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. that is why god made fast motorcycles.

      makin love dont make it love.
      -johnny paycheck

      888

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      • #4
        Originally posted by u_cant_prove_it View Post
        A "heads up" for those of us men who may be regular Home Depot customers.

        Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out
        shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite
        traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or
        your friends.

        Here's how the scam works:

        Two seriously good-looking 20-25 year-old girls come over to your car
        as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping
        your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost
        falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

        When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead
        ask you for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowe's. You agree and they get
        in the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them
        climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you,
        while the other one steals your wallet.

        I had my wallet stolen Sept. 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th,17th,
        20th, & 24th. Also Oct. 1st, 4th, twice on the10th, three times just
        yesterday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

        So tell your co- workers and friends to be careful.

        Eric
        Unfortunately, for Eric's dumb ass, if this were true, everything you just read would have really happened to him!

        Boobies.....
        Courage is fear holding on a minute longer.

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        • #5
          i'm calling bullshit on the scam until i see some breasts confirming otherwise.
          SETHZILLA!

          "American by birth, CALIFORNIAN by the grace of God!"- Me

          -" I am not leaving the forum, because it's my ultimate intent to drive the rest of you off so I'm the only one left.
          "- Ziad

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          • #6
            Hell, I wouldn't mind being scammed, but they would just be taking an empty wallet! Haha

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            • #7
              no more posting unless we see some bewbers!
              SETHZILLA!

              "American by birth, CALIFORNIAN by the grace of God!"- Me

              -" I am not leaving the forum, because it's my ultimate intent to drive the rest of you off so I'm the only one left.
              "- Ziad

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