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Thought you folks would enjoy my CL rant about
yesterday's incident :-)
OK, so maybe I don't want you to die, but I really
hope you quit riding and take up a new hobby, like
playing your XBOX or paying your Mom rent.
Scenario: My wife and I just finished the twisties on
Mt. Madonna. We rode onto HWY 1 and proceeded back
home in the right lane as CHP was posted like your fat
sisters in the Sizzler buffet line. When our speed was
not keeping up with your A-D-D pace, you ripped your
new-soon-to-be-wadded-up gixxer around me, in my lane,
with no warning. Not only did you pass me in my lane,
you shaved all possible margin of error away and
nearly clipped my left knee. Did you think I was cute?
What if I was about to change lanes? Were you trying
to re-enact the Rossi/Biaggi elbow incident - you
fucking dick. Then your pack of boyfriends not only
followed your display of Darwinism, but actually split
lanes on both sides of a group of cars IN THE FAST
LANE at 100 MPH! Not that I've never pulled some
stupid shit in my life, however, you my nemesis...are
a SQUID! You give all motorcyclists a bad name and add
to the misunderstanding of our sport and passion.
What don't you understand about passing another
motorcyclist in his/her own lane, in the right fucking
lane with no leg room, then sandwiching a car in the
fast lane is not cool? Do you enjoy chatting it up
with CHP after they've pulled you over on the 17? You
might consider petting a puppy or kissing a baby
before your next and hopefully final ride!
yesterday's incident :-)
OK, so maybe I don't want you to die, but I really
hope you quit riding and take up a new hobby, like
playing your XBOX or paying your Mom rent.
Scenario: My wife and I just finished the twisties on
Mt. Madonna. We rode onto HWY 1 and proceeded back
home in the right lane as CHP was posted like your fat
sisters in the Sizzler buffet line. When our speed was
not keeping up with your A-D-D pace, you ripped your
new-soon-to-be-wadded-up gixxer around me, in my lane,
with no warning. Not only did you pass me in my lane,
you shaved all possible margin of error away and
nearly clipped my left knee. Did you think I was cute?
What if I was about to change lanes? Were you trying
to re-enact the Rossi/Biaggi elbow incident - you
fucking dick. Then your pack of boyfriends not only
followed your display of Darwinism, but actually split
lanes on both sides of a group of cars IN THE FAST
LANE at 100 MPH! Not that I've never pulled some
stupid shit in my life, however, you my nemesis...are
a SQUID! You give all motorcyclists a bad name and add
to the misunderstanding of our sport and passion.
What don't you understand about passing another
motorcyclist in his/her own lane, in the right fucking
lane with no leg room, then sandwiching a car in the
fast lane is not cool? Do you enjoy chatting it up
with CHP after they've pulled you over on the 17? You
might consider petting a puppy or kissing a baby
before your next and hopefully final ride!
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