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    Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies:


    1 cup of water
    1 tsp baking soda
    1 cup of sugar
    1 tsp salt
    1 cup of brown sugar
    1 tsp lemon juice
    4 large eggs
    1 cup nuts
    2 cups of dried fruit
    1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila


    Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the
    Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level
    cup and drink.
    Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar.. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup . just in case.
    Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and
    chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor...
    Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry lloose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
    Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
    Greash the oven.
    Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl out, finish the Jose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
    CHERRY MISTMAS!

  • #2
    Re: X-Mas cookies

    The ten years of culinary school finally paid off,damm that was one good laugh,Thanks!
    Die trying,trying to Die.

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    • #3
      Re: X-Mas cookies

      Kinda hard to compete with these though.
      http://www.porn-bread.com/dirty-sanchez.htm
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      • #4
        Re: X-Mas cookies

        Now THAT is freaking hilarious!!! ;D

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