Splitting Lanes

[u_cant_prove_it]

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Ouch, you must really like your bike if its your favorite plaything, my bike is my second favorite plaything. LOL

[bone]

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Sooo... I had an incident this morning on the Bay Bridge with a f*ckwit in an Infiniti. He pulled halfway over into the other lane in order to make sure that I couldn't split (the cages were only doing about 15 mph). I gave him the benefit of the doubt (maybe, just maybe, he wasn't doing it on purpose??) and revved my engine to let him know he was blocking me (wish I had illegal pipes this morning). He didn't move, but the other car did. As I passed him, this f*cker with white hair (looked like an attorney, in a suit with a big fat ostentatious old pinkie ring and a new manicure) gave me the finger. I just went by him and ignored him, thinking that I would be the bigger person.

But now I wish I had kicked his sideview mirror off. Do any of you know of a shoe store that will install spurs on the SIDES of my boots to drag on assmunchers' cars when they act out like that??

LOL jk. kinda. well, maybe not. (where's the devil emoticon?) ;D :P Or maybe I should get a large index card that says "Sorry about your small dick" that I can pull out whenever someone does shit like that. hmmm...

[gromit]

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I'm sorry to hear about your close call with "Albert Attorney". You know he's just jealous because he's stuck, motionless in the grips of traffic, even though he's driving the latest and greatest Autobahn Sled.

Revenge fantasies can be a useful outlet for venting off steam, but please thing long and hard before acting it out, ESPECIALLY if you're fortunate enough to be wearing our colors.

[bone]

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Thanks for the etiquette reminder, Gromit. Trust me, I take it very seriously.

But don't worry, I don't have that sort of moxie in me anyway. It's easy to vent and whine later (like I did here this morning, because I know ALL of you have run into this sort of situation before and can understand), but I am a complete anti-confrontational freak!! :P Not to mention that I have 1. pigtails (easy to spot and remember). 2. a distinctive vest, even without the honor of colors, and 3. a personalized squid plate. So I would never do anything, anyway, even if only for fear that I would get caught! ;D

In reality, though, by doing what I usually do (try to take the high road and ignore doofuses like that), I don't worry about it later. If I gave Albert Attorney even the privilege of seeing my raised finger, I would feel like he won. >

;D