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My wife calls them “Slut in a Bag” stores, the costume shops that seem to spring up overnight in every town at the end of September. The stores where for $44.99 women have the choice between the Slut-Nurse costume, Slut-Pirate costume, Slut-Schoolteacher, Slut-Construction worker, or the Slut-Mailwoman outfit, there’s even a Slut-Bumblebee …the list goes on infinitum. In fact the only Slut-costume I couldn’t find is Slut-Ninja, and I’m pretty sure that’s because either girls don’t dig seeing themselves as Ninjas, or more likely, the Slut costume makers know better than to mess with Ninjas which are real and KICK ASS.
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Cashing Satan's checks with my dick in my hand.
Sometimes you gotta fuck a guy up and sometimes you gotta drink some chocolate milk.
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This thread is worthless without pics."Through the course of my life, I've spent most of my money on motorcycles, drinking, drugs and chasing wild women. The rest of the money I just wasted."
I am the chosen one, the mighty hand of vengeance...
... sent down to strike the unroadworthy!
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i agree! and you forgot about slut racecar driver... my favorite!Originally posted by Goose View Post
If the lights are timed at 35 mph, can we assume they are timed at 70 mph as well??? Comment
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OK.Originally posted by rallyrodent View PostCashing Satan's checks with my dick in my hand.
Sometimes you gotta fuck a guy up and sometimes you gotta drink some chocolate milk.
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That is wrong in so many ways. (First off, Jon doesn't have abs).Originally posted by NYHC View PostCashing Satan's checks with my dick in my hand.
Sometimes you gotta fuck a guy up and sometimes you gotta drink some chocolate milk.
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(muffled laughter)Comment
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Now, that's what i'm talkin about.Originally posted by beauregard View PostZuerst der Spaß, dann das Vergnügen.Comment
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Hey Beau, reminds me of a story you told us once comin' back from Santa Cruz.Originally posted by NYHC View PostZuerst der Spaß, dann das Vergnügen.Comment
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... about how my license isn't GAY like my phone.Cashing Satan's checks with my dick in my hand.
Sometimes you gotta fuck a guy up and sometimes you gotta drink some chocolate milk.
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how about you make your own version of the slut costume this year Beau?
Jingle Junk Slut!"Through the course of my life, I've spent most of my money on motorcycles, drinking, drugs and chasing wild women. The rest of the money I just wasted."
I am the chosen one, the mighty hand of vengeance...
... sent down to strike the unroadworthy!
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