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    "beau cow"

    there is a great road, mild, but great, that runs from avila beach to SLO. called see canyon on avila side and perfumo canyon on the slo side and is broken by a 1.1 mile stretch of dirt. it is here where our little Beau got to see his first cows.

    even better was the fact that these were hill cows, native to the slo area. they actually have shorter legs on one side so they can stand up straight on the hills!
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    If the lights are timed at 35 mph, can we assume they are timed at 70 mph as well???
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    moo
    being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. that is why god made fast motorcycles.

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    • #3
      yeah. Not scared, scarred.
      "Through the course of my life, I've spent most of my money on motorcycles, drinking, drugs and chasing wild women. The rest of the money I just wasted."

      I am the chosen one, the mighty hand of vengeance...
      ... sent down to strike the unroadworthy!


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      • #4
        And to think, beau actually believes hill cows have shorter legs on one side.
        Zuerst der Spaß, dann das Vergnügen.

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        • #5
          Cows are rad; I was yelling at that cow like I once heard Barrett say to a piece of pizza: "I'm gonna eat you up and turn you into poo!"
          Cashing Satan's checks with my dick in my hand.
          Sometimes you gotta fuck a guy up and sometimes you gotta drink some chocolate milk.





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          • #6
            Watching Beau chase the cows was really funny! I had never seen someone get so excited from seeing cows before...

            I guess he had better get used to it. Thats not the only road around here that you'll find them let loose.

            Next maybe Beau will get to see real live sheep!

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Little Red Rodent View Post

              Next maybe Beau will get to see real live sheep!
              Just remember "baaah" means No.
              "Mathematics are the result of mysterious powers which no one understands, and which the unconscious recognition of beauty must play an important part. Out of an infinity of designs a mathematician chooses one pattern for beauty's sake and pulls it down to earth."

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              • #8
                Beau was just helping that sheep over the fence.

                Honest....
                "Through the course of my life, I've spent most of my money on motorcycles, drinking, drugs and chasing wild women. The rest of the money I just wasted."

                I am the chosen one, the mighty hand of vengeance...
                ... sent down to strike the unroadworthy!


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                • #9
                  Shouldn't one of you ex-military prospects down there should have access to some night-vision exuipment? Lets see some covert photos of Beau cow tipping!
                  http://www.jamescornellfund.org/

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                  • #10
                    so beau and al are walking down the road one day and come across a sheep with its head stuck in the fence. beau looks at al and says "we should really take advantage of this situation." so he drops his pants and goes at it with this sheep.

                    after a few minutes, beau is finished, turns to all and says "okay, your turn."

                    al says "okay" drops his pants, and sticks his head in the fence.
                    If the lights are timed at 35 mph, can we assume they are timed at 70 mph as well???

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Gromit View Post
                      Shouldn't one of you ex-military prospects down there should have access to some night-vision exuipment? Lets see some covert photos of Beau cow tipping!
                      Now that is something i would like to see and have video of. Imagine, beau sneeking up on a cow and trying to tip it over.
                      Zuerst der Spaß, dann das Vergnügen.

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                      • #12
                        Beau can't sneak up on anyone with his sqeaky boots.

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                        • #13
                          Don't forget Beau's glorified "cow bells" clanging around between his legs!

                          They're sure to alert Bessie and Old Farmer Wilson.
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