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Cashing Satan's checks with my dick in my hand.
Sometimes you gotta fuck a guy up and sometimes you gotta drink some chocolate milk.
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WTF is thatZuerst der Spaß, dann das Vergnügen. -
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for $350 I CAN CAST A SPELL FOR YOU!
but since your my friend, i will only charge you $250
If the lights are timed at 35 mph, can we assume they are timed at 70 mph as well??? Comment
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And for only $50 bucks I'll just kick your ass. I know I could could use a good ass whoopin so I figure other folks out there must too."Through the course of my life, I've spent most of my money on motorcycles, drinking, drugs and chasing wild women. The rest of the money I just wasted."
I am the chosen one, the mighty hand of vengeance...
... sent down to strike the unroadworthy!
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I'd read as far as the part where he claims this Vampirication will give you "increased luck, and ability to gain money/wealth" when I caught myself thinking, just briefly, that this was a totally bogus claim; that there was no way that luck and wealth had anything to do with becoming a vampire or having vampire powers...
I just finished kicking my own ass.Apologies in advance...Comment
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