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I got out of the water this morning and for the first time noticed this sign....
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Cashing Satan's checks with my dick in my hand.
Sometimes you gotta fuck a guy up and sometimes you gotta drink some chocolate milk.
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Forget the sharks man. It's Charlie you got to watch out for."Through the course of my life, I've spent most of my money on motorcycles, drinking, drugs and chasing wild women. The rest of the money I just wasted."
I am the chosen one, the mighty hand of vengeance...
... sent down to strike the unroadworthy!
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Dont ever go skinny dipping there. The trout will think your junk is a fishing lure.
That would be very hard to explain to the ranger."I love Satan and speedmetal" - Dylan
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James owes a dollar."Mathematics are the result of mysterious powers which no one understands, and which the unconscious recognition of beauty must play an important part. Out of an infinity of designs a mathematician chooses one pattern for beauty's sake and pulls it down to earth."
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Come to think of it, if that shark hasn't had anything thing to eat there for 4 1/2 years he could be pretty hungry by now."Through the course of my life, I've spent most of my money on motorcycles, drinking, drugs and chasing wild women. The rest of the money I just wasted."
I am the chosen one, the mighty hand of vengeance...
... sent down to strike the unroadworthy!
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not really, i don't think it would be very hard at all, not if there were a fish stuck to it. i don't think beau is into that kind of thing.Originally posted by epim View Post
If the lights are timed at 35 mph, can we assume they are timed at 70 mph as well??? Comment
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It's lampreys that are a serious issue.Last edited by Rotten; 02-15-2008, 12:03 PM."Through the course of my life, I've spent most of my money on motorcycles, drinking, drugs and chasing wild women. The rest of the money I just wasted."
I am the chosen one, the mighty hand of vengeance...
... sent down to strike the unroadworthy!
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"Charlie don't surf!"SETHZILLA!
"American by birth, CALIFORNIAN by the grace of God!"- Me
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Keep laughing motherfucker, it's the same beach I took you, Currin, and Brad to last month.Originally posted by SETHZILLA! View PostCashing Satan's checks with my dick in my hand.
Sometimes you gotta fuck a guy up and sometimes you gotta drink some chocolate milk.
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sharks don't scare me. you on the other hand, SHEESH! keep your dingle dangle away from me fgt!SETHZILLA!
"American by birth, CALIFORNIAN by the grace of God!"- Me
-" I am not leaving the forum, because it's my ultimate intent to drive the rest of you off so I'm the only one left.
"- ZiadComment
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oh by the way, you can keep a board over at my new casa so we can go play in the water with sharks together!SETHZILLA!
"American by birth, CALIFORNIAN by the grace of God!"- Me
-" I am not leaving the forum, because it's my ultimate intent to drive the rest of you off so I'm the only one left.
"- ZiadComment
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you know how hard it is to find a board you really likeOriginally posted by SETHZILLA! View Postbeing shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. that is why god made fast motorcycles.
makin love dont make it love.
-johnny paycheck
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being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. that is why god made fast motorcycles.
makin love dont make it love.
-johnny paycheck
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Yeah that sign went up on Avila a few years back after the ONE documented shark attack in recent years. I've been inclined to not worry too much though, considering the victim was a middle-aged woman who had developed the habit of slipping into her sleek black wetsuit to go swimming with the same pack of seals every morning. note the part above the shark that says "stay away from marine wildlife." I believe there is fine print on there as well that reads "in case you are a fucking moron"... Did I mention that there were reports that she was menstruating at the time?
Now if you really want to meet the landlord, I vote you drag your SLOspects up here some weekend and we'll all go for a swim out by that nice point break under the Golden Gate!Apologies in advance...Comment
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