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That kid is a freaking genius. I wish he lived next door. I'd hire him to cut my lawn then make a video when he cut off his fucking foot with my mower.Cashing Satan's checks with my dick in my hand.
Sometimes you gotta fuck a guy up and sometimes you gotta drink some chocolate milk.
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" ........i.........wouldn't.........recommend.....l ike.....disabling.......your......uh..virus.....sc anner......thingy......though."
[opens mouth, inserts gun barrel]
"Hello everyone and welcome back, today i'm going to show you how to cut your boot up time in half,(phone rings) RIGHT AFTER I GET THE PHONE!"
[cocks hammer]
"you can stow your data, and stuff like that. It's good......to......have.....backup......in....case. ...your.....computer...crashes....or....something like that. It also keeps my day from yelling at me.'
[pulls trigger]SETHZILLA!
"American by birth, CALIFORNIAN by the grace of God!"- Me
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20 bucks says this guy will never, ever, ever get laid.SETHZILLA!
"American by birth, CALIFORNIAN by the grace of God!"- Me
-" I am not leaving the forum, because it's my ultimate intent to drive the rest of you off so I'm the only one left.
"- ZiadComment
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I'm pretty sure he must be autistic or something... and not the good 'rainman' kind.
But then again, I'm also pretty sure we're all going to hell regardless, so carry on.Apologies in advance...Comment
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thats a nice mower by the way, where did you get that?Originally posted by beauregard View Postbeing shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. that is why god made fast motorcycles.
makin love dont make it love.
-johnny paycheck
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Come home Al.Cashing Satan's checks with my dick in my hand.
Sometimes you gotta fuck a guy up and sometimes you gotta drink some chocolate milk.
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on my way, well go shopping...Originally posted by beauregard View Postbeing shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. that is why god made fast motorcycles.
makin love dont make it love.
-johnny paycheck
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