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  • Crackhead selling bike

    http://cleveland.craigslist.org/mcy/780947937.html

    Honda CX 500 ( 29 K Miles) OBO - $2500 (Cleveland)

    Reply to: sale-780947937@craigslist.org
    Date: 2008-08-03, 1:18AM EDT


    "Up for sale is this super clean 1979 Honda CX 500. With gas prices being as high as there are, I decided to get this bike so I could save a few ducks, and that worked out better than expected. I can ride for a week on about 6 dollars. The only problem I had was that I just don’t feel like this was my kind of bike. I really like the crouch-rockiest better then this style of bike.
    The bike runs like new money, and has a very strong engine. As you can see, it has been treated with the very best of care. (As this classic should have been). It only has 29,741 miles on it, so it still has a lot of life left in it.
    The only reason I’m letting this bike go, is so I can get me a nice crouch-rockiest. A lot has gone into this bike, and I’m sure a real bike person will appreciate it, and continue to keep this classic bike on the open road. "


    Runs like new money? At least the ducks are safe now.

    He must be serious if he spelled out "crouch-rockiest" twice in the same ad and for $2500 he couldn't possibly be wrong.
    "Through the course of my life, I've spent most of my money on motorcycles, drinking, drugs and chasing wild women. The rest of the money I just wasted."

    I am the chosen one, the mighty hand of vengeance...
    ... sent down to strike the unroadworthy!



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    worst Honda ever
    "We want to be free. We want to be free to do what we want to do. We want to be free to ride. And we want to be free to ride our machines without getting hassled by The Man. And we want to get loaded."

    "I can't promise you sticking your dick in a diamondback's mouth and zapping it with a cattle prod *will* get your pecker bitten, but I can promise you it's a BAD FUCKING IDEA" -Rotten

    "Guns, stolen motorcycles, and dead hookers tend to attract a lot of attention"

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    • #3
      Cleveland is full of really beautiful women and really, really stupid Italian guys... this is a perfect example of the latter.
      Cashing Satan's checks with my dick in my hand.
      Sometimes you gotta fuck a guy up and sometimes you gotta drink some chocolate milk.





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      • #4
        i fell in love with a guy for his crouch rockiness....it didn't last

        mcp
        Last edited by misschessplayer; 08-05-2008, 01:06 AM.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by beauregard View Post
          Cleveland is full of really beautiful women and really, really stupid Italian guys... this is a perfect example of the latter.

          cleveland is full of sluts,


          sluts that won't be annoyed enough about you screwing their sisters to stop them from setting you up with their virgin cousins







          what a great town!
          "We want to be free. We want to be free to do what we want to do. We want to be free to ride. And we want to be free to ride our machines without getting hassled by The Man. And we want to get loaded."

          "I can't promise you sticking your dick in a diamondback's mouth and zapping it with a cattle prod *will* get your pecker bitten, but I can promise you it's a BAD FUCKING IDEA" -Rotten

          "Guns, stolen motorcycles, and dead hookers tend to attract a lot of attention"

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          • #6
            ROADTRIP!
            SETHZILLA!

            "American by birth, CALIFORNIAN by the grace of God!"- Me

            -" I am not leaving the forum, because it's my ultimate intent to drive the rest of you off so I'm the only one left.
            "- Ziad

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