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    Today is Square Root day 3.3.9, now go buy a lotto ticket with this worthless info.
    Die trying,trying to Die.

  • #2
    Shouldn't you be out setting something on fire to celebrate "Square Day"?
    I am just not feeling creative this week.

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    • #3
      speaking of which,

      DVDs come in square packages.

      Lauren should totally burn me some DVDs


      that would be FANTASTIC


      it's for my pig
      "We want to be free. We want to be free to do what we want to do. We want to be free to ride. And we want to be free to ride our machines without getting hassled by The Man. And we want to get loaded."

      "I can't promise you sticking your dick in a diamondback's mouth and zapping it with a cattle prod *will* get your pecker bitten, but I can promise you it's a BAD FUCKING IDEA" -Rotten

      "Guns, stolen motorcycles, and dead hookers tend to attract a lot of attention"

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      • #4
        "Hey Pig"
        For the record DVD's come in Rectangular packages.... Also who is to say they are not burned already? They could just be waiting for you? Have you called or emailed?
        I am just not feeling creative this week.

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        • #5
          A square can be a rectangle, but a rectangle can never be a square.

          Or something.

          Let's eat cheese!
          "I love Satan and speedmetal" - Dylan

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Lauren View Post
            "Hey Pig"
            For the record DVD's come in Rectangular packages....
            a square is a rectangle.

            a rectangle is defined as "a parallelogram with four right angles." a square fits this definition since a square is defined as "a plane rectangle with four equal sides and four right angles." so a square can be a rectangle but a rectangle can not be a square.

            this is a very long-winded way of saying jon is more right.
            being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. that is why god made fast motorcycles.

            makin love dont make it love.
            -johnny paycheck

            888

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            • #7
              epim beat me to the punch so i apologize for being redundant ;'/
              being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. that is why god made fast motorcycles.

              makin love dont make it love.
              -johnny paycheck

              888

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              • #8
                Alright Alright...

                Enough said...

                Am I really getting paid to read this bullshit?
                I am just not feeling creative this week.

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                • #9
                  you get paid?
                  I've got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm...

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                  • #10
                    Well I am sitting at work....

                    I do not feel like dealing with customers today... or going to lunch with the boss.

                    So yes technically I am being paid...
                    I am just not feeling creative this week.

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                    • #11
                      point taken....

                      now if I can just scheme a way to get rid off the co-irkers I'd be set
                      I've got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm...

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by elfboy View Post
                        point taken....

                        now if I can just scheme a way to get rid off the co-irkers I'd be set
                        Follow them home, and in the cold dark of the night press a knife against them. With your hand over their mouths to stifle their terrified cries, you whisper "Do you hear the lambs, they're calling to you. Go to the lambs my child.. go into the light!" and with that press the knife between their ribs.
                        Breathe deep and inhale the last breath they will ever take.

                        --

                        Or find a different job, that would probably work too.
                        "I love Satan and speedmetal" - Dylan

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by epim View Post
                          Follow them home, and in the cold dark of the night press a knife against them. With your hand over their mouths to stifle their terrified cries, you whisper "Do you hear the lambs, they're calling to you. Go to the lambs my child.. go into the light!" and with that press the knife between their ribs.
                          Breathe deep and inhale the last breath they will ever take.

                          --

                          Or find a different job, that would probably work too.
                          Math to murder...
                          Die trying,trying to Die.

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                          • #14
                            Math to Murder is not a far stretch...

                            This group can turn anything in to Sex or Violence... That is what makes them fun right?
                            I am just not feeling creative this week.

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                            • #15
                              OH Ya, just don't tell anyone......
                              Die trying,trying to Die.

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