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I stop in at the Jack in the box for a .99 deal, all I have, and this dude shows up an orders after I sit down to eat, 8 burgers Yup 8 and not the plain ones the Dub Dub Dub..Ya know and for here, OMG and a salad and a diet cola.
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No need for name calling.......if I knew you were counting I would have given you one of my super deep fat fried double meaty cheesy bacon cholesterol burgers. And......the salad is for the fiber factor to push all of that shit out by morning...as for the diet soda......I try to go easy on the carbs.Originally posted by twostroke View Post -
This is advice from a TRAINED SURVIVALIST INSTRUCTOR!!
That means you will all DIE agonizing lingering deaths if you do not heed his dietary program advice.
Carry on you vegan scum."Through the course of my life, I've spent most of my money on motorcycles, drinking, drugs and chasing wild women. The rest of the money I just wasted."
I am the chosen one, the mighty hand of vengeance...
... sent down to strike the unroadworthy!
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I thought the E.Coli in Jack's burgers made it all squirt out easy within a few hours.Originally posted by Shaman View Post"Mathematics are the result of mysterious powers which no one understands, and which the unconscious recognition of beauty must play an important part. Out of an infinity of designs a mathematician chooses one pattern for beauty's sake and pulls it down to earth."
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Bingo!Originally posted by lugnut View Post
I'm lactose intolerant, I can eat as many fucking cheeseburgers as I want!
Diet coke for me, thanks.
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HEY!!!
i thought that this thread was about cops"We want to be free. We want to be free to do what we want to do. We want to be free to ride. And we want to be free to ride our machines without getting hassled by The Man. And we want to get loaded."
"I can't promise you sticking your dick in a diamondback's mouth and zapping it with a cattle prod *will* get your pecker bitten, but I can promise you it's a BAD FUCKING IDEA" -Rotten
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