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"We want to be free. We want to be free to do what we want to do. We want to be free to ride. And we want to be free to ride our machines without getting hassled by The Man. And we want to get loaded."
"I can't promise you sticking your dick in a diamondback's mouth and zapping it with a cattle prod *will* get your pecker bitten, but I can promise you it's a BAD FUCKING IDEA" -Rotten
"Guns, stolen motorcycles, and dead hookers tend to attract a lot of attention"
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Originally posted by the_grinch View Postif that's the kind of thing that you would enjoy, than i think you would enjoy that kind of thingbeing shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. that is why god made fast motorcycles.
makin love dont make it love.
-johnny paycheck
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ow, a...sword...right...in...my heart"We want to be free. We want to be free to do what we want to do. We want to be free to ride. And we want to be free to ride our machines without getting hassled by The Man. And we want to get loaded."
"I can't promise you sticking your dick in a diamondback's mouth and zapping it with a cattle prod *will* get your pecker bitten, but I can promise you it's a BAD FUCKING IDEA" -Rotten
"Guns, stolen motorcycles, and dead hookers tend to attract a lot of attention"
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Oh we can write stupid things here too
I think I'll start with my favorite quote.
"Life not worthy of Life"
-Adolf Hitler
"I've noticed that everyone who is for abortion, has already been born."
-Ronald Reagan
"When the giant that holds up the world dies, we are screwwweeed"
-Old Fashioned Guy
So I'm out riding yesterday in the beautiful calfornia sunshine and it occurs to me, that if man was created in the image of god. Why then, do I have such a small penis?
-Thats a Jason original
For anyone that may be interested I'm going to start writing suicide letters profesionally. I figure there has to be a market for this, If I were going to kill myself, I wouldn't want my own fumbled drunken self depricating thoughts to embarass me on what very well may be the best day of my life. Not that I'm encoraging suicide, but you know. It might not be the answer but it's a pretty good alternative.
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Originally posted by JasonChrist311 View PostWhich weekend is better to ride to SLO? Is anyone going to the Laughlin Nevada run? It's going on the 22nd through the 26. I'm going to go for the weekend.
The weekend after next is for Seth's B-day which is going to rock but won't help you if you don't want to play in the sand.
http://vampiresmc.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3631
If you want to meet, greet and street ride then Ask them in the SLO motorcycle talk forum section for when they will be available."Through the course of my life, I've spent most of my money on motorcycles, drinking, drugs and chasing wild women. The rest of the money I just wasted."
I am the chosen one, the mighty hand of vengeance...
... sent down to strike the unroadworthy!
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Originally posted by JasonChrist311 View PostThe weekend after, I'll be in paso robles for a wine party which I think is not to far. I'll figure something out.SETHZILLA!
"American by birth, CALIFORNIAN by the grace of God!"- Me
-" I am not leaving the forum, because it's my ultimate intent to drive the rest of you off so I'm the only one left.
"- Ziad
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hunLast edited by beauregard; 04-07-2009, 08:49 PM.Cashing Satan's checks with my dick in my hand.
Sometimes you gotta fuck a guy up and sometimes you gotta drink some chocolate milk.
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