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Cashing Satan's checks with my dick in my hand.
Sometimes you gotta fuck a guy up and sometimes you gotta drink some chocolate milk.
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YES!@#!"I love Satan and speedmetal" - Dylan
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Word.
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does this mean that there is a god? and he likes bikes?"We want to be free. We want to be free to do what we want to do. We want to be free to ride. And we want to be free to ride our machines without getting hassled by The Man. And we want to get loaded."
"I can't promise you sticking your dick in a diamondback's mouth and zapping it with a cattle prod *will* get your pecker bitten, but I can promise you it's a BAD FUCKING IDEA" -Rotten
"Guns, stolen motorcycles, and dead hookers tend to attract a lot of attention"Comment
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He still don't like "Busa's.
They are offensive to Gods beliefs in the beauty of the sculpted art form.
That is why you have so many tickets."Through the course of my life, I've spent most of my money on motorcycles, drinking, drugs and chasing wild women. The rest of the money I just wasted."
I am the chosen one, the mighty hand of vengeance...
... sent down to strike the unroadworthy!
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That makes 16,782 reasons god hates me, sigh"We want to be free. We want to be free to do what we want to do. We want to be free to ride. And we want to be free to ride our machines without getting hassled by The Man. And we want to get loaded."
"I can't promise you sticking your dick in a diamondback's mouth and zapping it with a cattle prod *will* get your pecker bitten, but I can promise you it's a BAD FUCKING IDEA" -Rotten
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Nonsense.
God hates your motorcycle.
It falls under the sin category of Gluttony."Through the course of my life, I've spent most of my money on motorcycles, drinking, drugs and chasing wild women. The rest of the money I just wasted."
I am the chosen one, the mighty hand of vengeance...
... sent down to strike the unroadworthy!
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The latest version of Pavley's bill drops the smog-test provision. It now merely authorizes law enforcement officers to fine motorcyclists who remove the converters.
I am curious how that's gonna play out. If any cops are going to try to cite you based entirely on aftermarket pipes, or if they'll actually look for a catalytic converter. Maybe they'll just smell the exhaust."I love Satan and speedmetal" - Dylan
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I want a pic of a CHP smelling my tailpipe.Cashing Satan's checks with my dick in my hand.
Sometimes you gotta fuck a guy up and sometimes you gotta drink some chocolate milk.
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They can already ticket you for not having a cat. I don't see how this changes anything.
I, for one, am very glad that it didn't pass in it's original form.Originally posted by the_grinchOriginally posted by BeauregardComment
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You can be cited for any replacement non factory parts that "enhance" engine performance including that crappy Kerker slip on you had on your fist UJM back in the '80's. That law has been in effect for decades.
An officer tried to cite me for excessively loud pipes on a Triumph once but he couldn't because I pointed out that the exhaust was original equipment and met all federal and state noise requirements from the date it was imported in 1964."Through the course of my life, I've spent most of my money on motorcycles, drinking, drugs and chasing wild women. The rest of the money I just wasted."
I am the chosen one, the mighty hand of vengeance...
... sent down to strike the unroadworthy!
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