Mall Ninja "Origins"

[Rotten]

http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/


" Yes Im not a Green Beret but guess what neither are you and unlike you I have to face unruly shoppers every day."

[maestro]

Shop smart, shop S-Mart!

[epim]

Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?

[epim]

Seriously though, that guy was either a master troll or a seriously deranged motherfucker.

[beauregard]

I'm voting Master Troll (as much as I want to believe).

[Rotten]

initially thought Geck45 was also posting as Specops but I believe Specops was actually the moderator StyerAug fucking with him.

These two lines are just to hilarious.

"A one time experiment while in the military does not make one a homosexual."

"I suspect they were there to hi jack the coveted Mortal Combat video game."