It's the fault of the zero tolerance policy for fighting in schools. If people got punched in the face on a regular basis when they acted like douchebags the world would be a much better place.
"We want to be free. We want to be free to do what we want to do. We want to be free to ride. And we want to be free to ride our machines without getting hassled by The Man. And we want to get loaded."
"I can't promise you sticking your dick in a diamondback's mouth and zapping it with a cattle prod *will* get your pecker bitten, but I can promise you it's a BAD FUCKING IDEA" -Rotten
"Guns, stolen motorcycles, and dead hookers tend to attract a lot of attention"
Now you know why we spend so much time assaulting hippy douchebags.
Vampires MC: We make the world a better place.
Wait... "assaulting?" At the time you told me we were just getting to know them better.
"Through the course of my life, I've spent most of my money on motorcycles, drinking, drugs and chasing wild women. The rest of the money I just wasted."
I am the chosen one, the mighty hand of vengeance...
... sent down to strike the unroadworthy!
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