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    Alright, which one of you assholes was it this time...

    http://www.nbc11news.com/home/headlines/97293489.html

    GRAND JUNCTION, Colo. (KKCO) - A woman claims she spotted a vampire on the road ahead of her and it made her back her car into a canal around 11 p.m. Sunday. According to authorities, the woman was driving on a dirt road at K and 20 Roads near Fruita when she says she encountered the vampire.
    She says it scared her, and she threw her car into reverse, backing it into a canal.
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  • #2
    I've not been in CO for a few months so I plead not guilty 8)
    I've got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm...

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    • #3
      Guilty
      "We want to be free. We want to be free to do what we want to do. We want to be free to ride. And we want to be free to ride our machines without getting hassled by The Man. And we want to get loaded."

      "I can't promise you sticking your dick in a diamondback's mouth and zapping it with a cattle prod *will* get your pecker bitten, but I can promise you it's a BAD FUCKING IDEA" -Rotten

      "Guns, stolen motorcycles, and dead hookers tend to attract a lot of attention"

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      • #4
        Not it.
        Cashing Satan's checks with my dick in my hand.
        Sometimes you gotta fuck a guy up and sometimes you gotta drink some chocolate milk.





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        • #5
          Originally posted by the_grinch View Post
          Guilty
          Bullshit. She's still alive.
          "I love Satan and speedmetal" - Dylan

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          • #6
            Was recently in Colorado. But I am just a prospect so I don't know why should would have identified me as a Vampire.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by moto4fun View Post
              Was recently in Colorado. But I am just a prospect so I don't know why should would have identified me as a Vampire.
              Don't worry buddy, you'll be getting your name in the news real soon.
              "We want to be free. We want to be free to do what we want to do. We want to be free to ride. And we want to be free to ride our machines without getting hassled by The Man. And we want to get loaded."

              "I can't promise you sticking your dick in a diamondback's mouth and zapping it with a cattle prod *will* get your pecker bitten, but I can promise you it's a BAD FUCKING IDEA" -Rotten

              "Guns, stolen motorcycles, and dead hookers tend to attract a lot of attention"

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              • #8
                Fixed it for ya!

                Originally posted by moto4fun View Post
                Was recently in Colorado. But I am just a prospect so I don't know why should [sic] would have been afraid of me.

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                • #9
                  Grand Junction has a lot of crank and a lot of alcoholics. Oh and a lot of dirt roads. Must have been the ghost of HST.

                  In other news, which one of you vampires owns this car?


                  Last edited by antipathy; 07-07-2010, 09:25 PM. Reason: Photo credit to rumpofsteelskin

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                  • #10
                    <3<3<3 I am in love <3<3<3
                    "We want to be free. We want to be free to do what we want to do. We want to be free to ride. And we want to be free to ride our machines without getting hassled by The Man. And we want to get loaded."

                    "I can't promise you sticking your dick in a diamondback's mouth and zapping it with a cattle prod *will* get your pecker bitten, but I can promise you it's a BAD FUCKING IDEA" -Rotten

                    "Guns, stolen motorcycles, and dead hookers tend to attract a lot of attention"

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by the_grinch View Post
                      <3<3<3 I am in love <3<3<3
                      Hopefully some day you'll get to meet the guy who owns that car.
                      --
                      Keith Seric Maynard
                      http://www.seric.com

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                      • #12
                        A boy can dream...
                        "We want to be free. We want to be free to do what we want to do. We want to be free to ride. And we want to be free to ride our machines without getting hassled by The Man. And we want to get loaded."

                        "I can't promise you sticking your dick in a diamondback's mouth and zapping it with a cattle prod *will* get your pecker bitten, but I can promise you it's a BAD FUCKING IDEA" -Rotten

                        "Guns, stolen motorcycles, and dead hookers tend to attract a lot of attention"

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                        • #13
                          That's my car, actually. Maybe I should remove that Watch for Motorcyclists sticker and replace it with some more Cock Jokes.
                          sigpic

                          Originally posted by epim
                          Vampires MC. We ride motorcycles. We ride motorcycles fast. We're a family. We know where to hide the bodies.
                          The_grinch: "Yes, I love colic and rectal thermometry."

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                          • #14
                            Florida license plate.
                            "Mathematics are the result of mysterious powers which no one understands, and which the unconscious recognition of beauty must play an important part. Out of an infinity of designs a mathematician chooses one pattern for beauty's sake and pulls it down to earth."

                            Marston Morse

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                            • #15
                              yeah. and? I may or may not have lived in Florida at some point. :-P
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                              Originally posted by epim
                              Vampires MC. We ride motorcycles. We ride motorcycles fast. We're a family. We know where to hide the bodies.
                              The_grinch: "Yes, I love colic and rectal thermometry."

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