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First off be really mad. Not like MOM the cookies you made are cold and if my helmet hadn't been torn off my face during gravel contact I would so beat the shit out of you with it but I mean REALLY mad!
Step two. Recover the bloody helmet. Find where the blood came from. falling down is optional. Hint. The blood is pouring off your face!
Step 2 get even madder when you discover simultaneoulys the helmet wont fit back on, you can't see out of you left eye. Your right thumb no longer bends and the bike won't start. Try not to throw helmet.
Scream uselessly at passing cars until you realize they are neighbors come to take you home and a sag truck is on the way.
Get mad again (but not at neighbors )when you can't find pain pills. cant' walk on left leg. Both knees rashed from not wearing leathers. Would punch myself in face but is very counter productive.
Step two. Recover the bloody helmet. Find where the blood came from. falling down is optional. Hint. The blood is pouring off your face!
Step 2 get even madder when you discover simultaneoulys the helmet wont fit back on, you can't see out of you left eye. Your right thumb no longer bends and the bike won't start. Try not to throw helmet.
Scream uselessly at passing cars until you realize they are neighbors come to take you home and a sag truck is on the way.
Get mad again (but not at neighbors )when you can't find pain pills. cant' walk on left leg. Both knees rashed from not wearing leathers. Would punch myself in face but is very counter productive.
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