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    BEAT IT WITH A REAL JO-BRO - m4m

    Date: 2010-05-23, 5:13PM EDT

    I'm a serious bro looking for a equally/more serious bro with fancy footwork. The idea is to tie our wrists together ala the "Beat It" video and then each JO/knife fight in a profound spiritual act of consensual hetero awesomeness. I would have done this way sooner but have little faith in humanity.

    Requirements:
    -access to an abandoned warehouse
    -old enough/built kinda awesome
    -maintains good eye contact
    -general intensity
    -cool moves
    -shades
    -leather jackets ( I had to give the one in the pic back - long story, I can tell you when we finish)
    -Bedazzler
    -basic knowledge of knife/sword/bat fight etiquette (I can teach you what I know if you are pretty serious about art like me)
    -can lift 80 lbs
    -bachelor's in something or equivalent experience
    -not a narc

    Whereas dudes/J-ing O are both undeniably awesome, I'm a straight bro. As in not gay. I just really love MJ and being open minded about new JO scenarios. We will basically play "Beat It" over and over again while we JO and dance, occasionally parrying/thrusting. Winner finishes the most times, but points will be awarded for finishing first/accuracy. If you're the heter-bro I'm looking for, then we can JO furiously/competitively and then just hang or whatever. I've got laser tag too. I'm pretty serious about this. As in completely serious. If you touch my junk with anything but your own I will BF you in the M. Nerds/gays need not apply. I'M NOT GAY.

    P.S. - And I've gotten with hot chicks as recently as just now.

    "They told him don't you ever come around here
    Don't wanna see your face, you better disappear
    The fire's in their eyes and their words are really clear
    So beat it, just beat it"



    Last edited by Rotten; 08-27-2010, 08:01 AM.
    "Through the course of my life, I've spent most of my money on motorcycles, drinking, drugs and chasing wild women. The rest of the money I just wasted."

    I am the chosen one, the mighty hand of vengeance...
    ... sent down to strike the unroadworthy!



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    Yes, the best of cl has its moments. I also enjoyed "my porn watching pig boyfriend".
    "We want to be free. We want to be free to do what we want to do. We want to be free to ride. And we want to be free to ride our machines without getting hassled by The Man. And we want to get loaded."

    "I can't promise you sticking your dick in a diamondback's mouth and zapping it with a cattle prod *will* get your pecker bitten, but I can promise you it's a BAD FUCKING IDEA" -Rotten

    "Guns, stolen motorcycles, and dead hookers tend to attract a lot of attention"

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