I wonder if there is any wiggle room about the "no prior convictions" part.
"Through the course of my life, I've spent most of my money on motorcycles, drinking, drugs and chasing wild women. The rest of the money I just wasted."
I am the chosen one, the mighty hand of vengeance...
... sent down to strike the unroadworthy!
What a gyp...I didn't see any mention of an extra set of tits.
"We want to be free. We want to be free to do what we want to do. We want to be free to ride. And we want to be free to ride our machines without getting hassled by The Man. And we want to get loaded."
"I can't promise you sticking your dick in a diamondback's mouth and zapping it with a cattle prod *will* get your pecker bitten, but I can promise you it's a BAD FUCKING IDEA" -Rotten
"Guns, stolen motorcycles, and dead hookers tend to attract a lot of attention"
seems pretty clear who would be mucking out the stalls....
Wetbacks?
"Through the course of my life, I've spent most of my money on motorcycles, drinking, drugs and chasing wild women. The rest of the money I just wasted."
I am the chosen one, the mighty hand of vengeance...
... sent down to strike the unroadworthy!
"We want to be free. We want to be free to do what we want to do. We want to be free to ride. And we want to be free to ride our machines without getting hassled by The Man. And we want to get loaded."
"I can't promise you sticking your dick in a diamondback's mouth and zapping it with a cattle prod *will* get your pecker bitten, but I can promise you it's a BAD FUCKING IDEA" -Rotten
"Guns, stolen motorcycles, and dead hookers tend to attract a lot of attention"
Now there's an ad. Nice when something is clearly defined and narrowed down. Unfortunately she didnt quite define when it came to her own self. Strong country girl? Does that translate to "on the heavy side"? Im trying to get a picture here...but Im having a hard time.
Now there's an ad. Nice when something is clearly defined and narrowed down. Unfortunately she didnt quite define when it came to her own self. Strong country girl? Does that translate to "on the heavy side"? Im trying to get a picture here...but Im having a hard time.
She's built like a fuckin wet M1 Abrhams.
Cashing Satan's checks with my dick in my hand. Sometimes you gotta fuck a guy up and sometimes you gotta drink some chocolate milk.
What I want to know is how many bags of potatoes can she carry at the same time and is she sturdy.
I'm looking for someone who can chop all my firewood for me while I drink beer and read Hustler.
"Through the course of my life, I've spent most of my money on motorcycles, drinking, drugs and chasing wild women. The rest of the money I just wasted."
I am the chosen one, the mighty hand of vengeance...
... sent down to strike the unroadworthy!
Drug dependent or dildo defense? Or was that Dildo dependent and drug defense?
fuck.
"Through the course of my life, I've spent most of my money on motorcycles, drinking, drugs and chasing wild women. The rest of the money I just wasted."
I am the chosen one, the mighty hand of vengeance...
... sent down to strike the unroadworthy!
"Through the course of my life, I've spent most of my money on motorcycles, drinking, drugs and chasing wild women. The rest of the money I just wasted."
I am the chosen one, the mighty hand of vengeance...
... sent down to strike the unroadworthy!
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