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Buy some cream for that next time...Originally posted by moto4fun View PostI've got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm...Comment
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Originally posted by moto4fun View Post
You'll get croissants in the morning, ftw."We want to be free. We want to be free to do what we want to do. We want to be free to ride. And we want to be free to ride our machines without getting hassled by The Man. And we want to get loaded."
"I can't promise you sticking your dick in a diamondback's mouth and zapping it with a cattle prod *will* get your pecker bitten, but I can promise you it's a BAD FUCKING IDEA" -Rotten
"Guns, stolen motorcycles, and dead hookers tend to attract a lot of attention"Comment
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Wait... There are waffles that don't come frozen out of a box?
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I don't own a waffle iron so I haven't had a good homemade waffle in... a long time. Never heard of waffle dough either. Just batter style.
In any event pancakes just suck. They're suitable only as cheap filler material for overweight kids people got stuck with because they didn't have the common sense to pull out when they knew the condom had broken.
Pro tip. Mix Elmer's glue, saw dust and sugar together and serve it to the kids instead. It's cheaper and it tastes the same. They'll never know."Through the course of my life, I've spent most of my money on motorcycles, drinking, drugs and chasing wild women. The rest of the money I just wasted."
I am the chosen one, the mighty hand of vengeance...
... sent down to strike the unroadworthy!
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Shit, if this is gonna be that kind of party I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes.Cashing Satan's checks with my dick in my hand.
Sometimes you gotta fuck a guy up and sometimes you gotta drink some chocolate milk.
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This post went off into right fieldZuerst der Spaß, dann das Vergnügen.Comment
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Where is Suzy Creamcheese? We need her more today than ever before."Mathematics are the result of mysterious powers which no one understands, and which the unconscious recognition of beauty must play an important part. Out of an infinity of designs a mathematician chooses one pattern for beauty's sake and pulls it down to earth."
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I believe the thread has weened us of Scabby.Cashing Satan's checks with my dick in my hand.
Sometimes you gotta fuck a guy up and sometimes you gotta drink some chocolate milk.
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"We want to be free. We want to be free to do what we want to do. We want to be free to ride. And we want to be free to ride our machines without getting hassled by The Man. And we want to get loaded."
"I can't promise you sticking your dick in a diamondback's mouth and zapping it with a cattle prod *will* get your pecker bitten, but I can promise you it's a BAD FUCKING IDEA" -Rotten
"Guns, stolen motorcycles, and dead hookers tend to attract a lot of attention"Comment
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Fuck.Cashing Satan's checks with my dick in my hand.
Sometimes you gotta fuck a guy up and sometimes you gotta drink some chocolate milk.
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Don't need you ghouls to scabbify my weenis.Originally posted by Wolf View PostHell, I had one WAY before THIS thread.
oh, and fuck yo edit settings.Comment
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Originally posted by Rula
Cashing Satan's checks with my dick in my hand.
Sometimes you gotta fuck a guy up and sometimes you gotta drink some chocolate milk.
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Dude, your little crabs itchiness problem just took a whole turn for the worse."Through the course of my life, I've spent most of my money on motorcycles, drinking, drugs and chasing wild women. The rest of the money I just wasted."
I am the chosen one, the mighty hand of vengeance...
... sent down to strike the unroadworthy!
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