"Through the course of my life, I've spent most of my money on motorcycles, drinking, drugs and chasing wild women. The rest of the money I just wasted."
I am the chosen one, the mighty hand of vengeance...
... sent down to strike the unroadworthy!
Do you recall the mileage of the 1150 Adventure when you sold it to me? I'll be hitting Ninety Thousand this month, and the only complaint I've had was the catastrophic bearing failure in the tranny at 50k. That set me back around $1,800 in used parts and labor. Will my next bike be a BMW? Hard to say.
I think it had around 8500 miles.
Cashing Satan's checks with my dick in my hand. Sometimes you gotta fuck a guy up and sometimes you gotta drink some chocolate milk.
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