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  • #1

    This is what I bought in Austin, TX today.

    Yeah, in town with two ladies from Kink.

    This was our second trip to the store.

    First trip was a ton of mountain dew, little debbie snacks, duct tape. Then we turned around came back and bought ~100 condoms, packs of 5 hour energy, and lube.

    Yeah, I really wonder what people had to say after I walked out with two girls, and a shitload of sex prep stuff. All three of us wearing kink.com hoodies.
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    Awesome
    I've got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm...

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    • #3
      Pervert.

      Not that that is a bad thing. Although Little Debbie snacks is a bit disturbing.
      "Mathematics are the result of mysterious powers which no one understands, and which the unconscious recognition of beauty must play an important part. Out of an infinity of designs a mathematician chooses one pattern for beauty's sake and pulls it down to earth."

      Marston Morse

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      • #4
        Had to buy 6 more 12packs of condoms today, and 5 more 6 packs of 5-hour energy.

        And one of the girls decided to try masturbating with the heating-lube stuff we bought.

        We are so getting kicked out of texas.
        Can you fly, bobby?

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        • #5
          Are you going to make use of the shopping basket?
          Originally posted by the_grinch
          ‎@Thatch-you sound just like an old athlete that can't face the fact that his best years are behind him. Josh would crash on the way to your funeral just to take that pin off your corpse.
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          give me some time to get used to not riding a Harley you young whippersnapper and i'll teach you some manners

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Valgar View Post
            Had to buy 6 more 12packs of condoms today, and 5 more 6 packs of 5-hour energy.

            And one of the girls decided to try masturbating with the heating-lube stuff we bought.

            We are so getting kicked out of texas.
            Yeah but it'll be soooo worth it.
            I've got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm...

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Valgar View Post
              Yeah, I really wonder what people had to say after I walked out with two girls, and a shitload of sex prep stuff. All three of us wearing kink.com hoodies.
              "Now there go two lucky ladies!"

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              • #8
                Just keep the Santorum in check.


                I'M TALKING TO YOU, AMERICA!

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