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  • Man sues BMW and Corbin for giving him a 2 year erection.

    http://blog.sfgate.com/stew/2012/04/...year-erection/

    Viagra and Cialis apparently have nothing on a BMW motorcycle seat. According to a lawsuit filed last week in San Francisco Superior Court, the seat left its driver with a two-year erection.

    Henry Wolf filed suit against BMW North America and Corbin-Pacific, Inc. He claimed in the lawsuit that the “ridged seat” of his 1993 BMW motorcycle caused him mental and emotional anguish after it left him with a severe case of priapism, aka a long-lasting erection.

    Wolf said he rode the motorcycle in San Francisco on a four-hour round trip on May 1, 2010 and developed the priapism soon after.

    Wolf “has been experiencing continuing problems since his motorcycle ride,” his attorney, Vernon Bradley of Sausalito wrote in the lawsuit. “He is now unable to engage in sexual activity, which is causing him substantial emotional and mental anguish.”

    The motorcycle seat was manufactured by Corbin-Pacific, Inc., the suit said. Wolf suffered wage loss, hospital expenses, general damage and emotional distress from his condition, and he is seeking an unstated amount of compensation, the suit said.
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    Keith Seric Maynard
    http://www.seric.com

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    I don't think suing BMW over a 19 year old bike he put an aftermarket saddle on is going to get him very far. It amazes me any lawyer with any shred of self dignity would even take this case. No wonder they got such a bum rep.

    Get it? They way I cleverly worked the word "bum" in there like that? I kill me.
    "Through the course of my life, I've spent most of my money on motorcycles, drinking, drugs and chasing wild women. The rest of the money I just wasted."

    I am the chosen one, the mighty hand of vengeance...
    ... sent down to strike the unroadworthy!



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    • #3
      Great advertising for Corbin!

      Any judge that rules in favor of the plaintiff is cock sucker.

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      • #4
        I've always said "Corbin saddles SUCK!" but that's NOT why.

        It's because I've owned and ridden three bikes that had them and all three saddles sucked.
        "Through the course of my life, I've spent most of my money on motorcycles, drinking, drugs and chasing wild women. The rest of the money I just wasted."

        I am the chosen one, the mighty hand of vengeance...
        ... sent down to strike the unroadworthy!



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        • #5
          The only people I know who've been happy with their Corbins had to visit the factory to be refitted multiple times. The two I went through never worked well for me.
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          Keith Seric Maynard
          http://www.seric.com

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          • #6
            I GOT ERECTION!
            "Through the course of my life, I've spent most of my money on motorcycles, drinking, drugs and chasing wild women. The rest of the money I just wasted."

            I am the chosen one, the mighty hand of vengeance...
            ... sent down to strike the unroadworthy!



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            • #7
              Corbin, Turbonegro edition.
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              Keith Seric Maynard
              http://www.seric.com

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              • #8
                my Corbin seat doesn't give me an erection, but it is by far the most comfortable motorcycle seat i've sat on.
                SETHZILLA!

                "American by birth, CALIFORNIAN by the grace of God!"- Me

                -" I am not leaving the forum, because it's my ultimate intent to drive the rest of you off so I'm the only one left.
                "- Ziad

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