Ohlins needs to scale this up.

[seric]

http://news.harvard.edu/gazette/stor...cumbers-climb/

Harvard researchers, captivated by a strange coiling behavior in the grasping tendrils of the cucumber plant, have characterized a new type of spring that is soft when pulled gently and stiff when pulled strongly.

[Magilla]

They'd be expensive as hell.

[seric]

Most new technology is expensive as hell.

[moto4fun]

a new type of spring that is soft when pulled gently and stiff when pulled strongly.

meh...I have had this technology for 36 yrs.

[elfboy]

meh...I have had this technology for 36 yrs.

So you are saying that you are hung like a pig?

[moto4fun]

I don't even know what that means. I'm hung more like a cucumber, but it is the functionality of the technology that I was referring to, not the form. (I still don't know where the pig reference came from)

[elfboy]

Pigs have a corkscrew phallus (aka a spring)

[beauregard]

Totally beat me to it David. Well done sir.

[moto4fun]

Pigs have a corkscrew phallus (aka a spring)

Oh I get it now. I was referring to pulling it hard and getting stiff...ah nevermind.